pele

The greatest footballer ever. True gift for the Brazillians and football world. Much better than maradona the fuckhead.

Pele is SUPERB!

by rocky December 7, 2003

peexiety

Fear, when peeing outside, that your own piss flow reaches one of your feet while, because of drunkness, you can not stop peeing.
This is the typical consequence of non mastering the mind over bladder mantra.

Dude 1 : Bro', I won't make it home, my last beer totally bladdered my mind! Wait a sec, I'll pee on that SUV
Dude 2 : Yeah, it's pretty cold out there
/* 1 min later */
Dude 2 : Haha you look so proud, what happened?
Dude 1 : My peexiety saved my shoes

by Parman & the Big BVsky October 27, 2011

PHLEXXX

Originated from WetBackManny aka ‘Lil Telemundo’. Phlexxx is a verb that means no matter what the fuck you got , you got to phlexxx that shit. If you rich , phlexxx that shit. If you broke as fuck , phlexxx that shit. If you fucked your friends auntie and you guys aren’t friends anymore , phlexxx that shit. If you got HIV or cancer , phlexxx that shit. Fuck what people think. If you just got robbed , phlexxx that shit. Everything is a phlexxx. Most importantly , phlexxx on those ugly racist people. They ain’t shit. Synonymous to Flex and stunt

ITS PHLEXXX O’CLOCK.

by Neymanie May 25, 2018

Puminius Plexitus

The origins of the word pumplex, which is commonly seen on Twitter and other social media. To be used as a general insult, similar to words such as dickhead or pussy.

Said to have originated around 50BC and was commonly used as an insult between high class Romans.

"By Jupiter, god of Thunder and the Sky, you sir are a right puminius plexitus!"

by Andfaggins May 18, 2015

DJ Peleg

A one-up of DJ Bobby Bob.

"I wish I was the best DJ like DJ Peleg."

by Herban Dicktionary April 2, 2017

flaming pele

A man will light the pubic hair of his female partner ablaze and then douse said blaze with a spectacular bicycle kick, to the adoration of tens of thousands of screaming fans.

Clay tried to give his woman a Flaming Pele, but had a coronary embolism and Zaz had to do the kick part. You shoulda seen the burnt pubes fly.

by T-Bone April 21, 2003

peleton

The main group of a bicycle race in which most of the riders are located.

Lance Armstrong broke away from the peleton to form a chase group.

by Owen Cass October 7, 2006