Post Ejaculatory Guilt Syndrome, or PEGS, is a little known but widely experienced sexual dysfunction which lasts for approximately 5 minutes after the male orgasm.This can occur both after sexual intercourse and more commonly following masturbation. During this period the male in question will find himself completely unattracted to the person or subject matter concerned in the previous activity. The male may also experience emotions of disgust or dislike towards both themselves and any other people they interact with during the PEGS period.
1. Jordan - "The second after I jizz when having a wank I instantly switch off the porn, clean up and feel a bit dirty."
Andrew - "Classic PEGS ha"
2. On a one night stand the second you have cum you quickly make an excuse and get the hell out of there! This due to the post sex PEGS period.
Andrew - "Classic PEGS ha"
2. On a one night stand the second you have cum you quickly make an excuse and get the hell out of there! This due to the post sex PEGS period.
by Fagzy May 7, 2010
Get the PEGSmug. The action of a man getting fucked in the ass with a dildo.
Started with Pirates sticking their peg legs in each others ass... since there were no women around while at sea for long periods. Quickly grew in popularity when they switched from peg legs to dildos.
Started with Pirates sticking their peg legs in each others ass... since there were no women around while at sea for long periods. Quickly grew in popularity when they switched from peg legs to dildos.
Sébastien drops pen and picks up seductively while peaking over his shoulder...
Susan notices and can't keep composure....
Susan : Sébastien, would you fancy a jolly good rodgering?
Sébastien: As long as we do the reverse doggy and you peg the shit out of me....
Susan:.... *silence*
Sébastien: no homo-- it's just pegging
Susan notices and can't keep composure....
Susan : Sébastien, would you fancy a jolly good rodgering?
Sébastien: As long as we do the reverse doggy and you peg the shit out of me....
Susan:.... *silence*
Sébastien: no homo-- it's just pegging
by DI. November 29, 2019
Get the Peggingmug. When the tables are voluntarily turned on heterosexual anal intercourse and the female servicee becomes the servicer for the man. Because most women don't have penises, a strap-on dildo is necessary.
1.
Man: "I really feel like getting fucked in the ass today, but I don't dig that whole gay lifestyle"
Woman: "Okay honey, then I'll strap on L'il Pearl and we'll do some pegging then"
2.
Dutchy: "Jude's wife fucked him in the ass with a dildo! She pegged him! He's gonna take his wife's maiden name!"
Man: "I really feel like getting fucked in the ass today, but I don't dig that whole gay lifestyle"
Woman: "Okay honey, then I'll strap on L'il Pearl and we'll do some pegging then"
2.
Dutchy: "Jude's wife fucked him in the ass with a dildo! She pegged him! He's gonna take his wife's maiden name!"
by Lazarus Ciccone November 3, 2006
Get the peggingmug. "After an intense fantasy football weekend, Enrique could only unwind with a vigorous session of pegging."
by Leomonster January 14, 2010
Get the Peggingmug. by randompersonwithinternet January 14, 2022
Get the peggingmug. A condition of heightened anxiety and short temperedness brought on by a combination of frustration, long-drive induced claustrophobia, fatigue and lack of cold beer. Dubbed after a nickname of Winnipeg, Manitoba where the condition was first formally documented.
Actual Transcript of initial case of the Peg, summer 2006:
Index Case(IC): "Winnipeg sucks!"
Innocent bystanders (IB): "Oh man Jenny is getting the Peg, we gotta pull over and get some beer into her."
IC:"How dare you accuse me of getting Peggish!"
IB: "Easy now, don't Peg out...look, see? A Boston Pizza, they have a patio and beer. Pull over."
Index Case(IC): "Winnipeg sucks!"
Innocent bystanders (IB): "Oh man Jenny is getting the Peg, we gotta pull over and get some beer into her."
IC:"How dare you accuse me of getting Peggish!"
IB: "Easy now, don't Peg out...look, see? A Boston Pizza, they have a patio and beer. Pull over."
by Dudebun December 31, 2007
Get the the Pegmug. by Ilikepiss October 26, 2020
Get the Peggingmug.