Russian Pedicure

the act of leaving semen or cumstains underneath the toenails

Kenny: whats good?
Patrice: nothin man, you?
Kenny: same shit. yo, remember that chick that i tapped about a month ago that had the mercury poisoning?
Patrice: yeah, why?
Kenny: well she gave me a footjob today, so i gave that bitch a russian pedicure

by Diznack January 7, 2011

Irish Pedicure

To chunder on the feet of a bystander whom is barefoot or in any form of open footwear. Usually occurs without warning after prolonged alcohol consumption, particularly in warm climates.

Aw jaysis, O'Sullivan's given me an Irish Pedicure again!

by Akael May 26, 2016

Pediasure

A drink for little pussy bitches that can't seem to grow

Andrew's mom buys him pediasure because he is a little bitch

by David Gebecki March 18, 2020

pedacadent

A combination of pedantic and decadent. Means to be overly fussy and specific in a particular, stylised manner.

A: You're always so pedacadent about filling the dishwasher.

B: Well yes, the cups should always go here, the plates go here, the bowls go here and if I do it in a different order then it throws my whole energy off. Plus, it just looks nicer.

A: You prove my point.

by bunnybow November 30, 2023

Concrete Pedicure

To fill a bucket full of concrete, place feet in, let concrete set, toss in body of water.

I should have bought some floaties, I swim like a dead hooker with a concrete pedicure.

by Thegoatin-gtown September 25, 2011

Cancun Pedicure

The act of shitting on someone's feet and then mashing between their toes

The bitch wanted her toes done, so I gave her a cancun pedicure

by Donkey.Dick May 16, 2014

Chocolate Pedicure

When during intercourse, you insert your big toe into your partner’s anus.

My gf wanted to get her nails done, but we were broke, so I offered her a chocolate pedicure.

by Wizardbutter September 26, 2021