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expecto patron

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A charm that calls into existence a shot of tequila. This gets much harder to do correctly if one tries to do it 3 or 4 times in a row, with the exception of very high-tolerance casters. It should be noted that Dumbledore could cast the charm wordlessly.
"Expecto Patron!" he cried; a deep, golden light leapt from the tip of his wand and materialized into a shot of Alquimia Reserva de Don Adolfo Extra Añejo Tequila on the bar.
by Tobadef January 15, 2016
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Usually cool kids named Jorge or Quentin. Who are extremely boss,clean, fresh, or as simple as amazing between the sheets with women.
Girl: Quentin and Jorge are Le Patron.

Other Girl: I know huh!!!!
by The Boss1018 August 6, 2011
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Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.
The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.
by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015
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cock patron

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n. one who frequently spends money on cock
Jacob thought Jody was such a good cock patron that he gave her a freebie.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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bannu patron

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The act of planting the first bullet of your spray, directly to your opponent's face, whilst bunny hopping. Usually happens when players meet unexpectedly and the other one is bunny hopping. Derived from words "bunnyhop" (bannu) and "bullet" (patron).

This word originated from Counter-Strike:Global Offensive.
Русский гопник: nice bannu first patron to head
Yungest of the Yung: ez bannu patron
by bannu patron September 6, 2019
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You think he won't get near your weed? Oh he will. He will get near your weed. And then it's all over. This man isn't afraid to smoke your weed without you. So be friendly, let the man get in on your blunt or bowl pack. He'll def return the favor with you eventually. Trust me.
Random stoner: "Hey killer you look way too sober. Get in on this bacon wrapped blunt homie"
The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed: "Bacon wrapped? I'ma have to try not to eat this bitch."
by Rocketshoesbubblewrapsnake November 7, 2013
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Loco Patron

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Crazy King also Crazy Boss also a great Mexican Cantina in Scottsdale AZ.
My boss is a Loco Patron
by Loaded diaper February 23, 2009
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