You yeed your last haw, partner

When somebody yee haws before they dies, they yeed their last haw

Guy 1: Yee haw
Guy 2: You yeed your last haw, partner
Guy 1: OH NOOOOOOO

by Spaoggers April 21, 2020

My Gym Partner's A Monkey

Why I stopped watching Cartoon Network.

"My Gym Partner's A Monkey"...who gives a shit?

by Some idiot who thinks you are gay October 7, 2006

parkner

The ship name between MCU characters, Peter Parker (Spider-man) and Harley Keener (Iron Man 3)

Person 1: What’s your favorite MCU ship?
Person 2: Parkner!

by stupid_twix January 21, 2021

So long partner

The scene in toy story 3 that made you cry

Andy leaves
Woody: So long partner

by gh0stdan July 6, 2019

Domesticated Partnership

A relationship where one person (usually the male) believes he will be getting lucky soon, but hasnt made any progress. The woman can make him do anything and has tamed him like a domesticated animal. The relationship is non existent and considered a partnership.

Person 1: "Why is he so pussy whipped? All he does is drive her around, buy drinks for her, and make her dinner. Are they dating?"

Person 2: "Yeah, has he hit that yet?"

Person 3: No, they're just in a domesticated partnership

by MEGB11 March 29, 2011

Giuliani Partners

A euphemism for cousins who fuck.

Oh them? They're Giuliani Partners. It was love at first sight at their great grandmother's funeral.

by Tremaparagon June 3, 2018

Self-Partnered

Society dictates that being single means you just haven't met the right person, therefore:

Single implies you are looking for a relationship.

Self-Partnered implies you are happy & content with yourself and are not looking for a relationship.

Man: "Do you have a partner?"
Woman: "No, I don't"
Man: "So you are single then?"
Woman: "Actually I am Self-Partnered
Man:"Oh, so you are not looking for a relationship"
Woman: "Exactly"
Man: "Okay, cool"

by Whiskey&Donuts November 9, 2019