parkbench

N: Slang term for a rear spoiler that is so big and ignorant that it looks like someone glued a parkbench on the trunk of their car. Parkbenches are commonly found on all make of chaviots and pre-1995 Civics, Integras, Eclipses, and Accords (lowered). Most cars will usually also have an array of non-functioning "race" gauges across the dash, as well as neon running lights on the ill-fitting aftermarket ground effects body kit.

If you see a car with a parkbench, enjoy a chuckle but give it a wide berth........driver is likely smoking a cigarette with one hand, talking on the phone with the other, and driving with his lap.

Yo, check out the parkbench on that old Integra! Ha!

by FrankGrimes July 26, 2005

Jordan Parise

the older brother of NHL player, Zach Parise. Jordan is a goalie, and is the son of legendary J.P. Parise

Chico Resch: And that's Zach Parise's big brother out there, Jordan Parise, filling in for Marty Brodeur in net tonight.

by Super Swedes December 7, 2010

Noah pribe

The name you give to your very very gay son

Lets name out son noah pribe because he is ovbiously gay

by Cod_master_69 November 28, 2017

parabeastafealiac

a person who loves to shag dead animals whilst there on fire

did you see that dickhead jon,
no y
hes a fukin parabeastafealiac

by lee willett October 19, 2005

ceteris paribus

In econs essay, when one is low on word count, 'ceteris paribus' is added every once and then to make your essay look longer than others, ceteris paribus.

doesnt matter, ceteris paribus

by Danaeras June 17, 2014

parbie

A BBQ party

This is when you are having a party with all your mates and there is a BBQ involved!

by Deborah Saddler August 19, 2003

parbeque

Combo party and barbeque. More than just grilling out.

We drove by and the neighbor was having a huge parbeque.

by Jake1675 May 19, 2019