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panarea

A (fictitious) sexually transmitted disease contracted through the act of sodomizing oneself with a bagel. The name originates from a combination of the words "gonorrhea" and "Panera", where delicious bagels are sold.

Note: The disease cannot be contracted by properly engaging in sexual intercourse with a bagel.
Did you hear? Joey was diagnosed with Panarea the other day. I told him shoving a bagel up his ass was dangerous!
by Confirmologist6969 April 8, 2016
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panwar

Greatest family ever to exist since the Kardashians. Should definitely make a show surrounding their life as thousands would watch it.
Avina Panwar is a pengting
by idfccisfs October 9, 2020
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pantard

Someone stupid in every type of intelligence. A combination of the Greek word 'pan' meaning 'all' and the word 'tard'
Hey, pantard, you spilled your mountain dew all over me!
by Gabriel Malone December 28, 2007
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Palmar

A Palmar is smart, funny, and cool kid. He is also usually studious but knows how to have fun. He is usually friendly with others but stays away from trouble. When spelled like this Palmar is a boy name.
Hey man, did you see Palmar with that hispanic chick.

Did you see Palmar at school, he had an A on that test.
by Jerry Daddy December 25, 2017
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artemi panarin

He is like artemi panarin
by your___mom69 May 10, 2020
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Panman

A quasi-religious figure, Panman trawls parties, draining second-hand alcohol from cigarette laden bottles and mucky glasses into a saucepan and then imbibing.
1. Look, there's Panman drinking from a pan!

2. "Panman, monkey-boy, you hear it from the people in the town..."
by Dee Cee 66 March 27, 2009
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Pandarrassment

Pandarrassment occurs when you tell someone of your fantastic Pandora radio station, but when you go to play the station Pandora embarrasses you by playing consecutive, terrible songs.
Bob: John, you have to check out my Pandora! I have it set up to only play the hits.

John: ....Since when is, The Bangles - Walk like an Egyptian an all timer, Bob?

Bob: OH NO! NOT PANDARRASSMENT AGAIN!
by Zezekial2517 June 12, 2010
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