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free pancakes

A phrase to be yelled whilst getting raped. Nobody responds to "HELP! I'm getting raped!!" because it is not taken seriously. Everybody responds to "Free Pancakes!"
-FREE PANCAKES!!!

-Oooo, free pancakes! Let's go investigate!
by Mik Offski January 19, 2008
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really thin pancakes

Explanation used by Jean Girard (Sasha Baron Cohen) in Talledega Nights to what crepes are.
How bout you say, "I love really thin pancakes". That is a fair comprise, non?
by McLovinit May 1, 2008
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Phenomenal Pancakes

"We have covered 5700 miles on this road trip, the whole thing has been phenomenal pancakes!"

Harrison: This view is phenomenal pancakes!
Hassan: It's just a hill.
Harrison: You have no eye for beauty!
by Lost on the Road March 11, 2009
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Bacon Pancakes

The literal best food in the entire multiverse.
Guy 1: Hey man wanna make some bacon pancakes?
Guy 2: Fuck yeah.
by b a c o n 🥓 November 28, 2020
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Take the pancakes to the street

Being sassy, standing up for oneself, ready for a verbal fight
I'm 'bout to take the pancakes to the street if he talks to me like that again
by Substantial Shoe April 2, 2011
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turkey and pancakes

There’s chicken and waffles, and then there’s turkey and pancakes. Chicken is overrated, waffles are just pancakes with square holes so why not eat the best non-flying bird and enjoy some hearty pancakes too?
Guy: Yo you guys wanna get chicken and waffles after this?
Guy 2: What the fuck are you smoking
Guy 3: Yea idiot everyone knows turkey and pancakes is where it’s at.
Guy: Well... fuck it. Let’s eat.
by Bleeeeeebledeeep May 13, 2018
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Waffling the Pancakes

When one person wildly misinterprets a post or cmment, usually on Twitter and TikTok, so that the OP looks bad. This usually occurs when a chronically online teenager tries to accuse the original poster of ableism, homophobia, racism and other forms of bigotry when the original post didn't intend to. Said responses are referred to as "waffled pancakes".

The phrase is in reference to a Twitter user who described the phenomenon with an analogy using pancakes and waffles. People tend to reply to waffled pancakes and screenshots of waffled pancakes with a screenshot of said tweet. It reads as follows:

"Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?'

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."
Person A: Do y'all remember these when you were a kid #nostalga *Posts a picture of Beados*
Person B: Ummmmm this is had a date rape drug in these????? Is this supposed to promote sexual assault?? Besides, not all kids had the privilege of having toys, you classist POS! Check your privilege and educate yourself! I'm shaking!!!!!!!!
Person A: Wow. Waffling the pancakes much?
by StarGarnet03 November 3, 2022
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