Hewlett Packard

HP, stands for Holy Papathiscomputersucksass

and yes, your laptop power socket will freakin die after a year or two and thus force you to buy a new computer,
Hewlett Packard's desktops aren't entirely disgraceful though

in the area of laptops, Hewlett Packard is about as efficient as dial-up internet

by hw sucks September 14, 2006

hewlett packard

A phrase in cockney rhyming slang that denotes furniture which is lacquered. Such a quality is desirable for cocaine users as it makes sniffing less strenuous.

Johnny: that table is hewlett packard

by C Milroy April 28, 2006

Packard

Someone or something looking well arranged, smart and packaged.

1. Her outfit looks packard.

2. This company's product promotion looks packard.

by Liyoray February 06, 2025

helwett packard

a piece of shit company that bought out Compaq or something shit and then proceeded to suck ass at computers and overpricing printer ink with subscriptions

guy 1: "hey, did you hear about helwett packard?"
guy 2: "yeah, they're pretty shit"

by GaySErx November 25, 2024