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"You get a gangbang together and you get like six or seven guys to cum in a girl and then she creams pies over the fries"
Someone: "They did a Poutine"
Poutine by NulllWeirdum September 27, 2025

Poutine Fries

Poutine Fries is slang for ejaculating onto feces that was released accidentally following an emphatic bout of anal sex. Specifically, as the male pulls out and is about to release, the recipient's bowels accidentally begin to move. However, as the male has already begun to ejaculate, the result is semen-covered feces. This is said to resemble poutine fries, the French Canadian dish of French Fries covered in gravy and mayonnaise.
Julian pulled out following some tenacious anal, but had already started to bust when his girl accidentally started to shit. Poutine Fries was on the menu that night.
Poutine Fries by The Invisible Can January 18, 2013

Poutine queen 

Used primarily in Canada, poutine queen refers to a gay male who is primarily attracted to French Canadian men.
Call me a poutine queen if you will, but that André Boisclair is quite a dish!
Poutine queen by Adam Hawkins August 30, 2008

Poutine Pussy 

The act having sexual intercourse with a French Canadian woman. Derived from the Canadians love of poutine and pussy.
Went back to my igloo and fucked her right in the poutine pussy, it was a good time eh!

Poutine on the Ritz Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that's served with poutine fries
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Poutine on the Ritz Burger, it comes with poutine fries!"