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Danger Pork

Engaging in the act of fornication or copulation when you are likely to get caught, thus increase the thrill of the act. Danger Porking is usually aggressive, sloppy and messy due to time constraints.
A man calls his brother, Steve, to inform him that he'll arrive at his house in twenty minutes. Steve waits until five minutes before his brother arrives, and engages in a danger pork with his girlfriend. Steve is likely to get caught; in this scenario he narrowly escapes and pulls off a danger pork. He and his girlfriend blame their messy hair and emergence from a dark room as a " just waking from a nap."
by A_Concerned_Brother December 4, 2010
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Damp Pork

When you have an awful case of "swamp ass" and suddenly have the urge to take a dump. Right before you drop trow, you let a couple of farts out into the air. These farts are wet and disastrously foul in odor and have permeated from deep in the bowels. More often than not, they will cause anyone in the vicinity, sometimes even the guilty party to vomit due to the sheer and utter nauseating, horrid and atrocious stench that has emanated from a overly moist, raw and chafed ass.
1. After going out for a run on a hot day, i felt nature calling, but before I could get to the john, I served up some damp pork.
2. As bad as my rash had gotten from the awful case of swamp ass I was experiencing, I had the sudden urge to take a dump, but not before I expelled some damp pork.
3. Oh dear god, you're a sweaty disgrace and that damp pork expelling from your messy ass is making me sick, take a dump already!
by max nova July 4, 2009
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doncaster pork pie

During sexual intercourse the man inserts his penis into the woman's anal cavity whilst she shits on his dick. He then removes his penis and moulds the excrement around it, creating a pastry-like effect. After his pork sword is covered he proceeds to insert it into the woman's vagina.
I gave Donna a Doncaster pork pie last night, she fucking loved it.
by donc_lad_1 December 17, 2008
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A phrase meant to describe the sexual actions of a gay male who is usually on the recieving end of his partner.
Alex didn't want to come to the Foxy Lady??? What is he, dragging pork up the back stairs?!?!?!?
by dasword November 10, 2006
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Dirty Pork Chop

Wrong!! The term for a clit is man in a boat first of all..
A Pork Chop is a common term used to describe Portuguese people. Not really racist, portuguese people often refer to themselves as chops as well.
"Hey Larissa, you bringin' your dirty pork chop boyfriend out with us tonight?"
by amiraz April 24, 2006
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Dirty Pork Chop

highly discolored and deformed labia. Could be the result of not grooming, child birth, or giving up the pussy too much.

The labia look like a pork chop that has been cooked, and droped on the floor.
I was going to go down on her, but she was sporting a dirty pork chop
by Sonny Hooper April 12, 2004
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