Pillsbury Dough Girl

when you find a woman over six hundred pound and bang her big ass belly button. Then you scoop the jizz out with a spoon and put the fresh, warm glaze on a cinnamon bun. Then you make the huge bitch eat it.

I went to the Golden Corral and met this lady at the fried pizza section, and i took her big ass back to my place for the night. I Pillsbury Dough Girled her for breakfast the next morning.

by AmThaMan April 21, 2009

Pillsbury Doughboy

A very heavy, yeast-infused, doughy boy that's always red and really awkward with girls but still gets around...a lot.

Look at the doughboy, he is so ridiculous. It's like he has too much yeast in him!

But he still knows how to "slide that dough"... ;)

Such a Pillsbury Doughboy

by Jellyfishgirl21 October 6, 2013

Pillsbury Dough Girl

A girl who is so so different that she is fat and skinny at the same time. She is very fun to poke and she makes noises when you do. She also gets paid for "services" by Honathans.

Pillsbury Dough Girl : Stop poking me!!

Random Person: I cant your the Pillsbury Dough Girl!=

by Honathan January 27, 2009

Pillsbury-ing

When one desires to give a male a reach-around hand job but their arms are too small. Thus they finger (or 'boop') the male's belly button until climax.

When thrusting Jeremy from behind, my arms could not reach his member. I ended up pillsbury-ing him until we finished.

by bl_cr June 13, 2016

Pillsbury Dough Boy

This is a child who is overweight and has a ghetto brother. His brother is a mack daddy, so he thinks he is one to. Die Pills

Mike Longo=Pills hahahah FUCK YOU MIKE

by Mike Linehan March 13, 2005

Pillsbury best

Putting in a lot of effort. A cute way of saying you tried hard

Libbie said she tried her Pillsbury Best to finish her homework.

by Lulululu90 September 10, 2016

Pillsbury Dough Bitch

The Pillsbury Dough Bitch is a thot, not a slut. She is virgin and def not pure. She is 5’3 and about 150lbs. She is super white has huge fucking thighs and her tits are pretty big too. She don’t have hips or an ass but she got a good hourglass. The dough bitch is pretty chill and likes to eat sweets and break but sugar hurts her teeth and she’s gluten intolerant.

Damn. That Pillsbury Dough Bitch seems to be lacking cake. But not dumplings. That’s for sure.

by Mira Jack October 22, 2018