Stands for 'Lights Out, Missionary Position'. Used to describe a person with unimpressive sexual habits. Most likely, this is an attractive girl who doesn't need to perform to satisfy men. Can also be used to describe how sexual desire wanes in a long relationship.
"Hey Dave, how's your L.O.M.P.? When's the last time she gave you head?"
"I need to head down to the sex toy store because we've been getting kind of LOMPy."
"I need to head down to the sex toy store because we've been getting kind of LOMPy."
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It's getting very cold in vegas and I'M Leaving On A Jet Plane "L.O.A.J.P." and giving the streets back to those who want them but don't deserve them.
It's getting very cold in vegas and I'M Leaving On A Jet Plane "L.O.A.J.P." and giving the streets back to those who want them but don't deserve them.
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ignoring your friends and most likely sleeping or doing something non productive.
ignoring your friends and most likely sleeping or doing something non productive.
friend 1:Dude I called him so many fucking times and he didn't answer at all
Friend2:Fuck hes probably just a P.O.S.L
Friend 1:yeah hes a fucking faggot
Friend2:Fuck hes probably just a P.O.S.L
Friend 1:yeah hes a fucking faggot
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