h e l p m e

My definitions aren't posting for days!

nooo I can't get famous

h e l p m e

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 11, 2023

P(l)ants

The definition for plants who got that extra swagger. They may be a drip(py)leaf, or a fungi. The scientific term for these is {plantaeus drippius}.

I grow lots of p(l)ants.

by P(l)anter December 12, 2022

P L A T

A immortal being that has evolved from a god daddy blayne aka blueface

is that a P L A T omg imma go kiss it

OMG IS THAT P L A T HELP ME PAPI

by BLUEPLAT BABY YEAH AIGHT August 1, 2019

qrweafsdzvxctiyugkhjb,nmo]p[l\;'

When you get so incredibly bored to a point where its unbelievable, literally to the point where you are about to die of boredom you type this. You take four letters, type the front and the start and then do the middle. Repeat for the whole keyboard.

hey dude
yeah?
im bored
type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
done that
ok how about mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
done that
fine last resort type qrweafsdzvxctiyugkhjb,nmopl\;'

by Curious man June 21, 2023

P O L C

Preston's oversized long cock

Guy 1: My ass hurts bro
Guy 2: Why does your ass hurt bro?
Guy 1: I got P O L C all night.

Guy 2: Damn you a lucky man!

by Bulldog receiver February 25, 2022

12qw23we34er45rt56ty67yu78ui89io90op0-p[-=[]qwaswesderdfrtfgtyghyuhjuijkioklopl;p[;'aszxsdxcdfcvfgvbghbnhjnmjkm,kl,.l;./

You type the words in 2x2 squares. you are so bored you stop breathing

Person 1: 12qw23we34er45rt56ty67yu78ui89io90op0-p-=qwaswesderdfrtfgtyghyuhjuijkioklopl;p;'aszxsdxcdfcvfgvbghbnhjnmjkm,kl,.l;./
Person 2: dies

by Thewarmblanket May 25, 2023

h e l p

Something you use when you already spammed "help" in the group chat 15 times but nobody is paying attention

you: help
friends: keep talking*
you: help ples
15 "help's" later*
you: h e l p i h a v e c r i p p l i n g d e p p r e s s i o n

by iliketrains. January 15, 2021