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Opened the ham

A phrase that can be used upon unexpectedly smelling an anonymous fart smell to investigate who the culprit is.
Colin : Eeeeeeeeew!!!!! Who's opened the ham? Was it you you dirty little rotter? That's rank that is.

Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.
by Pourl January 15, 2008
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Opened a can of stew

Extreme defecation in a place other than a toilet
I opened a can of stew in Eric's locker after school.
by Johnny Wankler November 20, 2013
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Opened

Not closed or blocked, such as my Fruit Of The Loom Dark Blue Stripe Underwear
I always was wet peeing inside my Fruit Of The Loom Dark Blue Stripe Underwear, until I opened the fly that my pee came out of my Fruit Of The Loom Dark Blue Stripe Underwear!
by Turo Fernandez October 28, 2020
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Opened

this ewe is opened
by a diva is a female of a hustla January 11, 2022
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opened

when a bich gets bored or is being a bich so they cba to txt back and if they do they normally say yh ok alr and mk stay away from these ppl or the best option blow up there house
opened is a snapchat thing where the other person dosent txt back
by notme.com July 7, 2023
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OpenedJumbo44

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He is OpenedJumbo44
by IHateSTAARS January 21, 2024
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OpenedJumbo44

OpenedJumbo44
oh shit, its OpenedJumbo44
by IHateSTAARS January 21, 2024
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