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Orthodox Halloween

November 7th. The day Orthodox Christians celebrate Halloween.
Child: "Φάρσα ή κέρασμα!"
Person at door: "Wait a minute. I thought Halloween was last week."
Child: "Your Halloween was, yes, but today is Orthodox Halloween. Now give me some candy."
by your real nаme April 17, 2022
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Orthodox

Schismatics
Orthodox: ayo why constantinople fall
God: ur schismatic
by repent of youre schism January 15, 2021
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Orthodoxic cartridge

The act of inserting a moldy condom into a women's vagina, leaving it to rot before grabbing it out let the juices flow onto the hand. One must procced in prayer of the orthodox religion before sucking all juices out, leaving a wet sensation in the mouth.
Dude, I'm fuckkkkked... I finished a Orthodoxic cartridge.

Should I call the health department?
by Sokol<3 January 30, 2025
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Orthodox White Person

The kind of White person that is described by CRT and/or has the behavioral patterns of a White Anglo Saxon Protestant.
The alt right is filled with a ton of Orthodox White People.

My friend thought he was being coy by playing devils advocate but really he was being an annoying Orthodox White Person.
by TheloniousAnkh69 June 3, 2022
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Oriental Orthodox

The only true form of Orthodoxy
by OwenTheGreat January 10, 2024
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Orthodox

1. A member of the Orthodox Church, the second largest church in Christianity.

2. A stance that a boxer or mixed martial arts fighter uses
Rebekah: Hey Sarah, what church talks more about Jesus a lot

Sarah: The Orthodox Church

Brian: Terence switch to the orthodox stance now!
by Jayyythecoach August 7, 2022
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