fundamental orifice

A 'polite' term for the male or female anus. See puckered rosebud

I say! You! You Hugh! Hugh Grant, you're a bit of a, that is if you don't mind my observing, if it's not too much trouble etc you're something of a fundamental orifice you old stick you!

by Mark November 24, 2003

an orifice any orifice

A term used by a partner when they are so desperate they will settle for penetration of any orifice whatsoever on their partner's body.

"C'mon honey it's been weeks... I'll settle an orifice, any orifice!"

by Alex January 22, 2004

Gaston Extra Orafice

The hole in the abdomen attached to a colostomy bag. A rarely used sexual orafice whose use is often frowned upon by polite society. This orafice is not found on all people, but when found should be used with care.

Betty and Bill had been married for nearly 42 years and there was little magic left in their marriage. But after many beers and shots of tequila they discovered that her Gaston Extra Orafice was a great way to bring back the magic. Bill was especially aroused when he realized that this Gaston Dirty No No Hole allowed him to do an Alabama Hot Pocket with out all the work.

by bullyschongle March 17, 2010

Orificetra

A flatulently melodic group of people creating music with their orifices. The most impressive pieces of music are created by the corn eye by drinking brews and having eggs for breakfast. Nothing is more potent than beer farts combined with the forces of egg farts. Use of a clothespin or gas mask may be necessary when enduring a live performance of an orificetra.

All us back in Geek Squad had mad swamp ass from that air conditioner being broken and gas from drinkin beer the night before, we were all tooting from our fart boxes creating music as an Orificetra. We played the brown note sonata which was finished by a solo from the Schocker in high notes from his well tuned corn flute.

by Mattyboyee January 8, 2008

Any Orifice Annie

1.) A woman who will take it ANYWHERE and ANYTIME, with ANYONE...if she could take it in the nostrils, she would and with a smile.

2.) A girl you can make "water tight."

3.) Totally lacks control of her sex drive and/or is a mentally/emotionally unstable crazy-bitch.

"Man, you should have come out last night. There was this nasty bitch and...shit we got her home and she was like Any Orifice Annie with all-fuckin-three of us! Holy fuck! That bitch was wrong in the fuckin' head!"

by Andy & J. January 4, 2008

Back Orifice

If you need to look it up, you are either infected, or you are a script kiddie, in which you should die.

I like my cow raw.

by SeJota July 2, 2004

oval orifice

1. The mouth, particularly that of one performing fellatio or oral intercourse. Coined circa 1998 due to President Bill Clinton's White House antics with Monica Lewinsky.

2. A joke name given to the office of POTUS (President of the United States) in the White House, during and after the Lewinsky scandal rocked the Clinton Administration.

She's a world champion fellatrix. A gold medal oval orifice.

Clinton's turned the White House into the Oval Orifice.

by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006