Orchid Stamp

The female version of a mushroom stamp; when a woman places her vagina on a person's forehead, leaving a mark where her vagina had been.

I woke up this morning to my girlfriend giving me an orchid stamp! It was hot but kinda weird...

by honeytiger May 6, 2009

Orchid Shot

When a certain person is playing games, and all you want is legit answers, you may have the urge to "Orchid shot" them. Meaning, punch in the genitals, resulting in a serious answer.

Lakesha was being coy when asked about her music taste, so I orchid shot'd her and finally received my answer....

by ph0tek August 29, 2017

orcing

When orcs have coitus.

I can't believe she is orcing him.

by Pineapple Rick May 14, 2018

orchidometer

Medical device to measure the volume of balls.

If you claim that your balls are bigger than your buddies you have to test it with the orchidometer.

by Corelianer May 1, 2020

ochinda

Word Patapon fans use when something very unfortunate happens, such as dying in a long doi game, getting dumped by their girlfriend (which would mean they're not Patapon fans since they are legally disallowed from having such a relationship) and getting mugged on the street

Example 1:
- man we were on floor 420 and had like 69 pink jeweled chests, had you summoned in time we wouldn't have died
+ ochinda

Example 2
+ you have been playing that stupid eyeball game for the past 4 days non-stop and haven't showered since you got it, I'm leaving you
- ochinda
(then the patapon fan wakes up with his Naughtyfins bodypillow)

by null301 June 28, 2023

black orchid

Someones anal virginity

I took Mai's black orchid last night, she hasn't walked right since

by Ssjshinobi42 May 29, 2021

orchie

Slang for "orchiectomy," a surgical procedure where one (or both) testicles are removed. Often used within the LGBT/queer community when talking about transitioning.

There are too many risks with gender-reassignment surgery, so I'm leaning towards an orchie cuz that's easier.

by queerasf*ck October 19, 2017