Steve - "The doormen of my guts hold a one in, one out policy"
Jane - "Why are you calling me to say this?"
Steve - "Could you ask the waiter to bring more paper to the lavatory, they're all out."
Jane - "Why are you calling me to say this?"
Steve - "Could you ask the waiter to bring more paper to the lavatory, they're all out."
by IanContinentia October 19, 2009
Like Two Girls One Cup but with half the girls and twice the coprophilia. Probably not consensual, most likely the most disgusting thing you will ever watch, and 100% Japanese (but you won't be turning Japanese with this video).
Absolutely disgusting.
Absolutely disgusting.
(in a college dorm)
"Hey Sherm, come check this out!"
"What is it?"
"One Girl One Plate."
(sounds of choking, gagging, and barfing cause the RA to enter)
"Guys, keep it down, it's late. What is this? Oh great, she's pooping. GET SOME!"
"Hey Sherm, come check this out!"
"What is it?"
"One Girl One Plate."
(sounds of choking, gagging, and barfing cause the RA to enter)
"Guys, keep it down, it's late. What is this? Oh great, she's pooping. GET SOME!"
by Copenick January 26, 2009
The most horrible viral video. Video depicts a man sitting on a pickle jar until the jar fits securely in his anus, then it breaks and he begins to bleed profusely
by briguy0389 May 03, 2009
The most efficient form of murder with a firearm. One shot one kill means every shot you take is a headshot. Precision shooting. If you spray, you miss and then you die.
by streets is watchin December 09, 2008
A military slang term that describes when two personnel are posted at a lookout or guard situation. One unit stays alert and awake watching for movement/activity (one up) while the other takes a nap or rests (one down). They alternate so as to be able to extend their alertness for a longer time. It is an unwritten rule that you must wake the resting person if you start to become tired yourself as the "One Up".
"We had 12 hours stuck on that LP/OP behind enemy lines so Smith and I decided to go One Up, One Down. I took Up first."
by Americ4nBulldog September 18, 2015
n. The core part of someone's message, plan etc.
When someone is explaining something, the one point one (1.1) cuts out all the unimportant stuff. The one point one is the most essential part of the message.
When someone is explaining something, the one point one (1.1) cuts out all the unimportant stuff. The one point one is the most essential part of the message.
Jim: "So I have got a plan to boost sales which..."
Joan: "OK, what's your one point one (1.1)?"
Jim: " We need to target..."
Rove: TGIF man...we gonna have a huge one...
Rick: Yeah...what's our one point one?
Rove: Few drinks at home and then the club...
Joan: "OK, what's your one point one (1.1)?"
Jim: " We need to target..."
Rove: TGIF man...we gonna have a huge one...
Rick: Yeah...what's our one point one?
Rove: Few drinks at home and then the club...
by Meatballs Inc. November 11, 2009
A game, the object of the game is to figure out how to play.
you have 3 choices: 2 up, 1 up 1 down, or 2 down. what you are is dependent on your hands/arms for instance if you have both your hands in the air then you are 2 up
the point of the game once you figure out how to play it is to play with other people and change what you are as nonchalantly as possible
you have 3 choices: 2 up, 1 up 1 down, or 2 down. what you are is dependent on your hands/arms for instance if you have both your hands in the air then you are 2 up
the point of the game once you figure out how to play it is to play with other people and change what you are as nonchalantly as possible
by The Jolly Ginger Giant July 24, 2010