One Man Army

A perk in Modern Warfare 2. It allows you to change between classes at any time in the match. This perk replaces the player's secondary weapon. Usually frowned upon in online matches.

Damn it! I just got shot down by a n00b with One Man Army.

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

one man waltz

It is simply the act of masturbating.

Hey, I'm gunna go take a shower and do the one man waltz.

by 'The' Ace February 1, 2005

One Man Gangbang

When one man starts a gangbang and no one taps him out because he's just that good.

Amanda: Hey look at Billy go

Sarah: Yea, he's a regular one man gangbang

Or

Amanda: hey Sarah how's your ass feeling today?

Sarah: Surprisingly not bad after having Billy, The One Man Gangbang. He's gentle!

by TeamNoSleep420 December 15, 2017

one man bukake

An act of masturbation where the semen is landed on one's own face.

Gee, I gave my boyfriend a hand-job last nite, and his semen is squirted to his own face and he licked 'em off. It's like watching one man bukake!

by Wild Card April 22, 2006

one man rape

When three people quit a team slayer match in Halo (a videogame) shortly before the match starts, leaving the player alone against a four person team.

Its not yet a "one man rape" unless that player gets more kills than the opposing team at the end of the match.

"Dude, I just did a one man rape against those noobs in Halo!"

by Pamp28 February 9, 2009

One Man Jar

A gross out Internet video of a man killing himself by sticking a jar into his rectum. After he falls to the floor, the jar shatters and blood is falling threw his rectum.

One Man Jar is Horrible!!!

by halla3 June 15, 2011

One Man Hoffsee

Whn a man drips Rolo pudding over his penis and then has anal sex with someone, finally the man licks the pudding, semen and turd out of the other participants anus.

Girl: Want to try the one man Hoffsee?

Guy: Cant, we're out of Rolo pudding.

by the turtles head March 4, 2011