National Nut on your friend day

February 15 a Day where you nut on your friend

Hey kyle i heard you regret not participating in National nut on your friend day

by Stefan Slowinski April 18, 2020

National Wine on a man day

October the 5th girls get a free opportunity to wine on there friend or crush single or taken👀.

Girl 1: why are u wining on my man
Girl 2: it’s national wine on a man day
Girl 1: ok then😖

by Chickennoogettt12321 October 3, 2020

National suck on your homie's balls day

September 30th is National suck on your homie's balls day (it's not gay if u got socks on)

Eden! It's National suck on your homie's balls day, you tryna celebrate??

by Yesterday PS3D September 29, 2021

National Pee on Your 5’7 Friend Day

Piss all over your friend who is 5’7 on October 23rd.

National Pee on Your 5’7 Friend Day :
Friend: “it’s October 23rd, you know what that means”
Friend 2: “No.. I won’t let you..”
*sprays and prays*

by Google Calendar October 18, 2021

National Cheat on your Bitch Day

National Cheat on your Bitch Day, also known as National Cheat on your Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Hoe Day, is September 17. This is the day where you become a terrible person and cheat on your significant other, or your side-chick.

“Yoo! Its national cheat on your bitch day, go cheat on Melissa, she a whore anyway.”

by Eminem’s unpopular opinions September 12, 2022

national dump on a simp day

this day (september 30th) is national dump on a simp day, a day where you take a dump on a simp

dude: im gonna shit on this simp
dude: *shits on the simp*
simp: nooOoOooO0O0o0O0Oo0O0 WhY?
dude: because its national dump on a simp day

by joy784 September 7, 2020

National revenge on all men day

On this wonderful day all of us girls will get our revenge.We will make men wish they they never knew us.The day will be held om the 1st of May.And men please dont be childish bout this u deserve this.

national revenge on all men day 🤍

by some weird girl April 19, 2021