Skip to main content

Occulate

Or its suffix, Occulation, is when someone has prolonged direct eye contact with a person of attraction. Otherwise known as eye-fucking
See that hunnie over there, I just occulated the fuck out of her.

I just had some mad occulation with the teacher.
by HeroicBacon January 29, 2022
mugGet the Occulate mug.

Occupy Barvard

Occupy Barvard is a pussy-powered movement that began sometime in the Fall 2011 semester. #OB was the decision of all the stray cats of East Colonial Drive to come together and fight back against the Barvard students and librarians who do not feed the pussies adequate amounts of food.

The movement is inspired by popular uprisings in Egypt and Tunisia, and aims to expose how the annoying ugly children in the top 1% of their class are spending too much time in the library and too little time feeding the pussies.
Future Disbarred Attorney #1: Did you see all the Barvard Pussy congregating by the library earlier today?

Future Disbarred Attorney #2: Yea man, haven't you heard about Occupy Barvard? The pussies are here to show the top 1% of our class what's up! Rumor has it their next stop is the trailer!
by FreeMarsha November 16, 2011
mugGet the Occupy Barvard mug.

Poo occurs

Oh well, poo occurs.
by philou April 26, 2012
mugGet the Poo occurs mug.

occupooper

Like "party pooper" but with reference to the Occupy movement. Coined by Gaia Charis of www.gaiacharis.com
"Sorry to be an Occupooper, but some of these protests are not very constructive..."
by Kaliane November 12, 2011
mugGet the occupooper mug.

Occupational therapist

Nobody really knows what an occupational therapist does, even the therapists themselves are not altogether clear.

It may involve prescribing over toilet aids to old people, cajoling unco-ordinated children into completing sensory-motor activities, fighting off physical therapists who also claim to treat upper limb injuries and dealing with cranky night-shift nurses who are jealous they did not choose an alllied health profession.

Among the most over-worked and beleaguered of the helping professions, occupational therapists tend to get stuck dealing with the problems that even the social workers can't solve.
1. The occupational therapist just gave me this long handled toe wiper because my beer gut prevents me from reaching my own feet

2. I told the occupational therapist that Johnny was at risk of losing his subsidised accommodation if he keeps flushing newspaper down the toilet

3. The infection control committee are having kittens about the spread of germs from theraputty in the occupational therapy department
by kit8625 February 13, 2010
mugGet the Occupational therapist mug.

occupie

n. The ultimate goal of the Occupy Wall Street protesters, and, by extension, the goal of protesters everywhere, in any field (or parking lot).

.............................
We are not rudderless slackers with no goals. We are fighting for a piece of the occupie!

Not much of a fight dude.
by gnostic1 October 29, 2011
mugGet the occupie mug.

occuard

A really stupid way of spelling awkward. This mispelling started in Boston Massachusetts as a result of the Boston accent.
The way you spell awkward is really occuard.
by lottawhathaveyou June 11, 2007
mugGet the occuard mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email