There is an oasis on the horizion
by madvillin March 8, 2005
One of the most amazing bands of all time, even excluding classics such as Wonderwall, Don't Look Back In Anger and Champagne Supernova. Has the best debut album ever in Definitely Maybe. This band also undisputedly has the best B-side collection of any band, ever, at any time. Publicized in "battle of Britpop" with the band Blur. The Gallagher Bros. have been known to cause quite a stir in public, causing some controversy in people who have no sense of humour. Most people however find them entertaining. Disregarding all of this, it does not change the amazingly catchy tunes Noel has churned out over the years, such as: Cloudburst, Strange Things, Sad Song, Step Out, and I Will Believe. And all of these songs listed are from their B-sides collection, not even delving into their main stuff.
Idiot: I think Blur is better than Oasis.
Me: If you think that "girls who like boys who like girls who like boys" is better than "maybe i just don't believe, maybe you're the same as me, we see things they'll never see, you and I are gonna Live Forever" then you are retarded.
Idiot: Ok but Oasis had some pretty half assed tunes with poor lyrics too.
Me: You mean like Digsy's Dinner or Bonehead's Bank Holiday? Those are some of the catchiest pieces of music ever.
Idiot: But Noel insulted Phil Collins!
Me: Didn't he divorce his wife by fax?
Idiot: Yeah but...ok, point taken.
Me: If you think that "girls who like boys who like girls who like boys" is better than "maybe i just don't believe, maybe you're the same as me, we see things they'll never see, you and I are gonna Live Forever" then you are retarded.
Idiot: Ok but Oasis had some pretty half assed tunes with poor lyrics too.
Me: You mean like Digsy's Dinner or Bonehead's Bank Holiday? Those are some of the catchiest pieces of music ever.
Idiot: But Noel insulted Phil Collins!
Me: Didn't he divorce his wife by fax?
Idiot: Yeah but...ok, point taken.
by shoes22 August 2, 2007
'Supersonic' is the best song ever written.
by dudeman February 21, 2004
Best fookin' band out there! Made up of two very ape like brothers and some other guys, Noel is one of, if not THE best song writer alive and Liams vocals...well they're ace. And they have personallity. Sure, the brothers are twats, but BRILLIANT twats.
by Canny December 6, 2003
by plasticman June 2, 2004
1 - The former best band in the world. See (What's the Story?) Morning Glory. Now reduced to putting out amazing albums instead of ledgedary ones.
2 - The Gallagher Brothers and 3 other guys.
2 - The Gallagher Brothers and 3 other guys.
"We've only got half a dozen good bands in England, there's Oasis and there's five Oasis tribute bands.
-Noel Gallagher
-Noel Gallagher
by Drew Steele September 21, 2003
A piece of shit band that has made money from copying beatles songs and performing them in a manchunian accent. Although, they will never be as good as the beatles (or any other band for that matter,except simple plan) because their songs are so samey that you could be forgiven for thinking that all their songs are just one huge mess of one song released in small clips.
"I like this oasis song, 50 minutes is a bit long for one song though."
"nah, thats the album mate"
"what kind of shit band puts one song on an album?"
"nah, thats the album mate"
"what kind of shit band puts one song on an album?"
by Benjinho December 21, 2006