I suck his dick with a Smile for hours at a time

A meme'd phrase from the Song "Mask (Sus Remix" By Dream

Person 1: "I suck his dick with a Smile for hours at a Time"
Person 2: "Bro tf?.."

by Isuckhis January 31, 2023

stepped on his own dick

When you really fucked up a personal situation and came out of it in a negative way.

He got caught up in a corruption situation; stepped on his own dick!

by dmillswvu82 May 15, 2018

Sucking his own dick

To promote one's own product or shill for an advertiser during business/non-commercial hours. Increasingly common among radio talk show hosts.

Did you catch Limbaugh's third hour today? Right before the bottom-of-the-hour break, he spent a good three minutes sucking his own dick.

by Zim53 July 13, 2012

tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019

Paint his lover's dick

1) When a gay guy doesn't wash his arse, shit ends up on the partner's dick

This dude like to paint his lover's dick.

by sexcsam2007 July 14, 2011

Doesn't look like he knows how to use his dick

Somebody who looks like they don't know what they're doing. A person who is confused. Somebody who hasn't got a clue. People or person who look or seem like they can't be trusted.

also

Someone who has little sexual expertise.

I wouldn't trust that guy, he DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE KNOWS HOW TO USE HIS DICK.

by Prettypolly76 June 28, 2011

could jesus suck his own dick

Yes

stupid 1: could jesus suck his own dick?

stupid 2: ofc he could, he could even fuck himself

by jesus.net April 19, 2018