Numb Nuts

A man who has sex way too many times way too often. This rigorous sex causes the man to bang his jizz-bags very often, making them numb. Thus, Numb Nuts.

"Alex, you numb nut. Why did you bang HER?" OR "GODAMIT Jeff, you NUMB NUT! Why don't you go fuck a tree while you're at it?"

by Kyle-fo August 27, 2005

numb-nutz

A trick men ususally do when messing around with numb-chucks

guy: hey numb-chucks! watch this!
girl:ok!
guy:(tries to look what he's doing and hits himself on the nuts) FUCK!(drops to knees)

narorator: you have been taught the ancient art of numb-nutz.....

by 123burnoutgirl456 March 15, 2009

Numb nuts

Someone sooo stupid that it seem like the nuts a numb

Ronnie said, "Of course she wants a piece of me numb nuts....you can really be stupid sometimes Dailyn"

by @Lord_Mack21 February 19, 2015

numb nuts

A male that everyone knows he gets laid often with nice girls and it goes without saying but he then becomes the target to descrimination to all others for various reasons.

A friend: numb nuts got laid again lastnight I saw him bring a nice girl into his room and I could hear her moaning all night. That lucky fucker!

by wylion2015 March 23, 2016

Numb Nuts

A game of you and another player competing to bruise, damage, or hurt the other players genitals. The game begins when one player makes fun of your millimeter peter and you declare war on the future of your children. The winner is declared by whoever lasts the longest or when the opposing player surrenders. The rules are simple: no girls allowed, period. This game is much more intense (and fun) when played in a pool or a place with water.

"Hey bro your peter is TINY!"
*gets triggered*
"WANNA PLAY NUMB NUTS THEN?"
"LETS GO BRO!"

by PTX2 October 24, 2019

Numb Nuts

Lacks intelligence. Very dumb.

Lang will you ever stop being a numb nuts

by Pheef008 March 27, 2024

laughin jokin numbnuts

Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts is the name given to LJN by James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd. James is a classic game reviewer with a low tolerance for bad games and LJN has consistently released poor titles.

I wanted to buy "Back to the Future" for the Nintendo Entertainment System until I found out it was a Laughin Jokin Numbnuts game.

by One more person December 17, 2018