November 28 

The most beautiful and amazing girl was born on this day. Her name was Reese Reynolds.

Person 1: Wow. That girl is the most beautiful, most skinny and athletic, most tan, most amazing, most successful, prettiest eyes, most beautiful face shape and jaw line, amazingly straight nosed, high eyebrows, long skinny neck, monkey-arms person I've ever met.

Person 2: Yep because she was born on November 28.
Person 1: I should have known. :)

November 28 by reese_loves_grande October 27, 2019

November 28 

International Rape a Turtle Day 🐢

Hey Billy!! Did you know its national rape a turtle day?
No? What is that?
It means we get to rape turtles and not get caught!!!
Yay!! Lets go rape turtles together!
Gosh i love November 28

November 28 by TurtleNugget911 November 6, 2019

November 28 

National pee anywhere you want day

“Hey why’d you pee in my dogs water bowl?”
“Sorry man, it’s November 28.”

November 28 by Josephmother787 November 17, 2020

November 28 

On this day a very ugly person was born they may be ugly but they have an amazing personality

Guy one-who’s that girl

Guy two-idk but she look like she was born on November 28th

November 28 by Eekkkkkkkkkkk April 16, 2020

November 28 

National pee anywhere you want day

“Hey why are you peeing in my dog’s water bowl?”
“Sorry man, it’s November 28.”

November 28 by Josephmother787 November 17, 2020

November 28 

People with huge gigantic mega cocks are born on this day. Usually with black hair.

Person: Holy shit! You have a 14 inch penis?!

Person born on November 28: hell yeah ;)

November 28 by FoolishG September 15, 2021

November 28 

A day you can pants anyone whenever you want and fuck them whenever you want

November 28 bitch

November 28 by Dibshit asscrack November 23, 2019