Not-mans

Someone you like and or say is your man but your not dating and they don't know

OMG! girl there go my Not-mans

by Lee01.02.03 July 14, 2017

mans that’s not my mans

Your man who is your man but not exactly. He’s your crush, but he might not know it.

Becky: OMG! Rachel is talking to drew! Doesn’t she know he is my mans that’s not my mans?!

by Eat her good June 4, 2018

not my mans

When that mans is not yours

First of all, whose mans is this, cuz it's definitely not my mans

by Alfonso Virgen April 12, 2017

mans that’s not my mans

Man that is not yet officially your man, but all the bitches/putas/hoes know he’s cuffed

Me *in bed looking at mans that’s not my mans insta* he better not be looking at shawnda’s ratchet ass finsta posts ~smh~

by Eat her good June 11, 2018

You are not being manipulated by me

Stop trying to misrepresent what is happening here. You are only doing it because you think I am misrepresenting your bullshit religion.

Hym "Stop doing therapist tactics on me you fucking clown you are not being manipulated by me. That is not what is happening here. I cannot and will live this and should not be expected to. I will not change until you address my legitimate grievance and if you had done that in the first place those kids in Texas would not be dead. I'm going to contact the parents of those kids and I'm going to tell them that rare forms of schizophrenia ARE NOT REAL and you are LYING to defend your bullshit profession. You will do what I am telling you to do therapy freak or you're going to have another death to cover up. It isn't a trick. I CAN tell you what to do and you CAN just to it. And if you HAD done that in the first place those kids would not be dead. I have already told you what I am not doing to do."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2025

not on the manifest

A particular person or person's idea that is out of whack or off kilter. In reference to the popular t.v. series LOST in episode 10 (season 1). Hurley is shocked and confused when he discovers that Ethan Rom (guest-star William Mapother) does not appear on the flight manifest, and thus was already on the island before the crash.

Larry came over the other night and out of nowhere just started rambling on and on about his prostrate. He was so far off the manifest it wasn't even funny. - or - Dude that ugly chic has been eyeballing you all night long. I don't think she's on the manifest. - or - Then the guy just ate a scorpion. He is definitly not on the manifest.

by Jim Heuberger January 14, 2006

the manny will not be televised

"The Manny will not be televised" is a phrase used as a chant for revolution, particularly in regards to police reformation. It was coined by user @themannyspotted on TikTok at an Oregon protest sometime in early-mid 2020, and is a reference to both the 1970 song/poem "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" by Gil Scott-Heron, and the Diary of a Wimpy Kid character Manny Heffley.

The phrase is typically used as either a chant at a police reformation/Black Lives Matter protest, or as a social media caption for pictures of political graffiti featuring Manny Heffley's head, in support of the movement.

"See that Black Lives Matter graffiti? The Manny will not be televised!"

by lolunala July 1, 2020