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sex connoisseur

Someone really good at their sexual escapades. Also a slut or skank.

One who is worthy of a "friend with benefits" title.
Ethan, in his many spectacular encounters with the opposite sex, had become somewhat of a sex connoisseur.
sex connoisseur by Karina_bobina January 13, 2009

Skin Flute Connoisseur 

A person who knows all about dick such as how to suck on them, how to handle the gag reflect, and swallow the hot cream load and tell you what you ate for dinner last night.
My chick busted my nut in 3 minutes, and knew I ate bananas last night. She's definitely a skin flute connoisseur

Chicken connoisseur 

The Chicken Connoisseur is a food critic for mandem who care to know what the finest chicken restaurants in London are and where to find them. And a crep fie.

12-Year-Old Meme Connoisseur 

Only the greatest of meme viewers. Decides, only using deductive reasoning, that the greatest of all memes, such as Harambe, "covfefe" and Hitler / Anti-Semitic memes, are to his / her liking. One only views these on true websites made for memes, or as they call it, "memesites". These so-called "memesites" include Instagram, Facebook and Snapchat.
"Hey boy, why are you trespassing on my property?" "I'm a 12-Year-Old Meme Connoisseur. You shan't talk to me in that manner" "I am very sorry sir, I did not know."

Connoisseur 

One who is a fan of Pierre Woodman Private Castings
As a connoisseur who has a great deal of knowledge about the fine arts and is an expert judge in matters of taste I know that when it comes to Porn, early Woodman is ANALogous to Picasso's "blue" period.

As any porn watcher of informed and discriminating taste or Connoisseur will attest to, when it comes to porn, early Woodman is not incomparable with the works of Shakespeare, Aristophanes, or his fellow countrymen Bergson or Rousseau.

As any oeANALophile and connoisseur of fine whines knows 9 out of 10 doctors recommended jerking it to Private Castings by Pierre Woodman.
Connoisseur by IQMendax April 16, 2011

ass connoisseurs

1) Someone who is extremely pick and choose with the booty they like to fuck, and also classifies them into categories.
2) An exclusive club where ass pics are shared.
Om: Oh my gord that bitch thick, I want to eat her ass
Cole: I know, she bad as fuck
Sebby: Can I see?
Om: You're not part of the ass connoisseurs so gtfo