noddy blinkers

when someone is falling asleep sitting upright. Their head makes a nodding motion whilst they blink to fight back the tiredness.

Q) Why did you run over the pedestrians?

A)Had a touch of the noddy blinkers, m'lud.

by Rob August 27, 2005

Blue Noddy

(Politics) A member of the New Zealand National Party

Blue Noddy supporters of the National party stood behind their leader nodding their heads in coordinated sycophancy.

by Brett01 May 6, 2022

noddy box

Police car. UK regional slang. Possibly East Anglian? Usage may be restricted to one individual.

Thar go the noddy box. Them cud set up a station on ur road.

by Basilix July 18, 2006

Noddy Car

A typically shit car, such as a Vauxhall Corsa b, or a nissan micra .

Look at that shit car, what a fucking noddy car that is, haahahaha....

by A.SyndromeOfADown June 3, 2018

noddy mode

Noddy Mode is when your computer screen is in lowest resolution or when something is MASSIVE so that even the simplest of simpletons could see.

Xara Xtreme Pro 3.2 seems to have the Noddy mode turned on by default. I'm pleased that I'm not the only one who found the changes odd, but am disheartened to see others reported the same thing two months ago without resolution... Shame that Xtreme Pro 3 .0 and 3.2 can't sit side by side - I think I'll have to install Xtreme 2.0 back onto my PC to work in the "non-Noddy" mode.

by Bodger2010 March 7, 2017

noddy

more preferably known as Jack or Basil/Bazza. Get the hint? Call me noddy and there will be extreme pain heading your way. From basil.

eg. How r ya doin 2day noddy?
*basil punches first speaker in face*

by basil June 5, 2004

Sus Noddy Van

The name for a small white van that people drive around in.

"Look at that guy with the long hair, he's cute... But he drives a sus noddy van"

by Wiggyallday May 26, 2016