no one can find out about this

when two people are "talking" and they dont want others to know because it may ruin a relationship or friendship between them and other people. also when there is a secret or suprise for or about another person.

girl: "i really like you but i have a boyfriend"
boy: "well things can happen, but no one can find out about this"

by smiletotheworldandshineontheda July 5, 2010

no one likes you

When someone is being really gay, this is what one would say to get them to STFU, mostly. It also is commonly used sarcastically.
On the flip side, the opposite can also be used, usually sarcastically.

Shut up, no one likes you.

by jack tiggs January 3, 2011

No one is on top of you

(Ein aliekha)
An Israeli slang meaning: you're the best. Sometimes being said sarcastically.

-I just got us tickets for the rock concert.
-No one is on top of you.

by Walton silva August 23, 2005

No one loves you

1. quite literally "no one loves you"
2. A way to tell someone that they are being annoying.
3. reason why someone isn't getting something they want.

1."No one loves you"
2. "Gawd shut up! No one loves you!"
3. a: "Why didn't you call and tell me, why don't i get any?
b. "No one loves you!!"

by WeWereMentToLive February 19, 2005

no one likes me

it means "go die in a hole"

no one likes me Brian

by thhe randomp gury May 7, 2018

no one gives a shit

seriously no one gives a shit about anything you post about urban dictionary on your story

no one gives a shit, stop fucking posting these annoying ass screenshots

by christopherstagram November 23, 2021

no one can deflect the emerald splash

Kakyoin: EMERALD SPLASH
Star Platinum : Deflects the Emerald splash
Kakyoin: HE JUST DEFLECTED THE EMERALD SPLASH WTF. No one can deflect the emerald splash

no one can deflect the emerald splash

by MrSmartgooserman May 16, 2022