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A Nigga Moment 

A Nigga Moment is a moment when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical Negro male, causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner. Nigga Moments are unpredictable and, if they had their own category, they would be the third leading killer of black men behind pork chops and FEMA. -The Boondocks, Season 1, Episode 4
"What happened to Huey ?" "Oh he just got caught up in a nigga moment, he'll be a'ight."
A Nigga Moment by MrFreeman January 9, 2020
The god sworn to protect the earth form harm. he is our lord and savior and protects us from outer space. he hated dinosaurs though, so he let a meteoroid get by and kill them all, but he has sworn that he will not let this happen again. so with the big nigga watching over us, you should be able to sleep knowing that you are safe.
if the big nigga were not here, we would be dead.
Big Nigga by Mr_Avacado_Man November 30, 2017

Nigga Moments 

NIG·GA MO·MENTS : - noun

Perpetual conflict between niggas over trivial or ignorant things.

However, "niggas" can also create bonds with each other also based on ignorance. This bond is called Nigga Synthesis. Nigga Synthesis is based on a mutual appreciation for ignorance or trivial things. BUT when a Nigga Moment + Nigga Synthesis collides, you result in = COMPLETE DISASTER. Remember this equation, you'll need it later,Nigga.
Nigga Moments
2 Niggas involved.

Nigga 1 bumps into Nigga 2:

Nigga 1: "Watch where you walkin' nigga"
Nigga 2: "Ay, wutchu say nigga?

And a Nigga Moment is born.

Lonely nigga hours 

Starts at 2:00 AM and ends on 4:15 AM for us lonely niggas with no gf or just basically feel alone in the world.
"I am an active member of Lonely nigga hours"

Guacamole nigga penis 

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Big Nigga Season

The time from the first cold day, around October to February, where a girl need a man whose bigger to keep herself warm in those cold fall/winter nights.
Skinny niggas hold on real tight to your girl cause its Big Nigga Season