by Guest234567891 November 29, 2015
A lazy sack of crap that does nothing but play video games, hit people, makes rude comments and stinks up whatever it is currently occupying.
Billy you need to stop picking on your sister get off your ass and do something with your life. You don't end up as a Nigel do you?
by Jason Darwin August 22, 2011
Irresistibly chubby with a tendency to wear jeans that show the world his builder’s bum.
If you are lucky enough to see his bare feet you will be astounded by their absolute beauty.
Nigel will never let a day go by without telling a joke or making an astute observation.
Nigels are never mean with money, however this can be a flaw as he then finds himself without a pot to pee in.
If you are lucky enough to see his bare feet you will be astounded by their absolute beauty.
Nigel will never let a day go by without telling a joke or making an astute observation.
Nigels are never mean with money, however this can be a flaw as he then finds himself without a pot to pee in.
by Gizelle FS October 05, 2019
An extremely intelligent healthy wealthy African American man placed on earth to spread good energy and shit on the haters
by Jesus10123 June 11, 2022
Bruster-"OMG he is soooo hot! I am definitely takin him home tonight."
Marley-"Dude look at the Nigel on that guy. He can probably smell that you're on your period anyway."
Marley-"Dude look at the Nigel on that guy. He can probably smell that you're on your period anyway."
by damndude! June 18, 2011
A grade-a dipshit with no friends. Incredibly obnoxious, and plays too much minecraft. He deserves to go die in a hole.
Fuck off Nigel! Go kill yourself.
by P'taters August 13, 2018
by Squidge56788 August 20, 2011