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A man who likes samosas.

A man who can jump high.

A man who drives a black truck.

A man who hooks up with trannies.

A man who has scottish ancestry.

A man who likes pop.

And ice cubs.

And orange eyebrows.

He also likes tiger tail ice cream.

Swords.

and being Cool.

He may be gay.
Oh my gawd girls, A rannoch just tried to pick me up at the bar!!! He came over, grabbed my ass, challenged me to a one on one basketball game, and then snored like a vacuum
rannoch by alexlegge696969 March 1, 2011
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a hipster with a need for speed.

a girl who does the justin bieber hair flick.

someone who listens to bands that were around before thier parents where born.

that kid who always buys random junk they have no use for off ebay.

the person who cant sing for their life and likes to frequently remind everybody of it

a teenager who cannot speak a non-sarcastic sentence without turning into a unicorn.

always says things like "i liked them before they were cool" and "i donated to haiti before the disaster"

frequently draws moustaches on their fingers.

calls all mainstream popular music "coporate"

idea of skateboarding is to roll down a hill (holding the board to her chest)

denys being hipster.
Rannoch never misses the bus. It always catches up with her.
Rannoch by brianistheman42 September 2, 2012
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A Rannsch is a typically nerdy jannik, but a Rannsch's behaviour is pretty meme-based.

At the point there your allowed to call the most 70s retro and often poor Jannik (without friends) Rannsch, you made it in his inner group of "cool dudes" in wich you can accept diffrent tributes from him in form of a trumph in special classes in school to achieve higher grades.
Typically a buff from Rannsch at a normal high school will gain you a increase in grades about 20%-30%.

But beware, the use of Rannsch isn't without any danger. Over time he loses the ability to learn in reasonable time, therefore he loses points in grades all over classes.

A normal Rannsch also likes to read random & creepy wikipedia articles throughout any schooltime he can.
A Rannsch fresh out of the factory comes with following voicelines like: "Pog","poggers","cringe" & "daddy".
To sum it up a Rannsch doesn't really care about the opinions of others, also runs around with bad hair (that aren't done / never done).
Hey Rannsch, wanna help me with my history homework today, or do you just want to cum in my ass like always?
This is a prime example of a sentence a Rannsch would write in this exact situation.

Randochat 

An app available on android & iOS that is considered unsafe for minor's
Just popping on Randochat
Randochat by Red 171765 November 19, 2020
he do be a retard
Have you seen nick ?
- yeah, he´s a total Rannsch
Rannsch by Pussyslayer304i9 March 30, 2022

rannychan 

you're so rannychan
rannychan by rannychanuwu February 1, 2024
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