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The Dirty Nickel

By far the most disgusting district in the Cleveland Police Department. Formly known as the 5th District and now the 3rd District. The walls are falling apart and there are bullet holes in the garage from officers driving by hammered cranking off a few in hopes of hitting the commanders jaguar. Home of clown face the most prolific cop on the east side. The roll call room and bathrooms are covered withs large drawings of cocks and other slander. The night shift sergeant has been seen showering upstairs where reports of staph infection have been present. Althougth its the best place for a Cleveland cop to take a dump in connection with all the entertaining stories and drawings on the bathroom stalls. Its been said the dirty nickel is home to the worst supervisors in the history of Cleveland Police Department.
Chris: "Dude we graduated the academy were going to the dirty nickel!"

Ron: "Yea that place blows some dude out there has a huge cock they draw it on all the walls."

Chris: "Apparently he bangs virgin rookies with that huge cock."

Dirty Nickel

Douche Nickel 

A douche bag in training. Someone who isn't fully tanned or muscled or collar popped. The brother of a douche bag who thinks he's a douche bag because his brother is a douche bag. also known as "Riding his brim."
Hey man Terrance is coming over hide the weights, he'll wanna lift and shed the douche nickel tag.

Steve's such a bro but his brother is a douche nickel
Douche Nickel by lowbrowhumor March 15, 2011

Dank Nickel

A type of person who propagates dankness with his(or her) very presence.
You're one in a million, you're a Dank Nickel.
Dank Nickel by imadankgoat September 5, 2017

nickel short of a dime 

This phrase is used to say that girl is a 5 out of 10. This phrase can be re-phrased with any amount of pennies.
Guy 1: Hey man, what do you give that chick right there.
Guy 2: Man... she's like a nickel short of a dime...
Guy 3: Hell nah... Shes like a nickel and three pennies from that $h!t.

Deuce Nickel Tre 

What people from the streets of Tacoma, Washington (such as The Hilltop) and surrounding areas call the area code 253.
"Deuce Nickel Tre, that sits in the South Sound." - Fice
Deuce Nickel Tre by Martialyss December 29, 2016

Double Nickel 

N. Fifty-five miles per hour, origins in CB radio slang.
Speed limit comin' up is double nickel, my cornflake friend.
Double Nickel by Digs July 13, 2004