A vicious device that makes even the strongest nursing student tremble in fear. This paddle is given every semester to nursing students that involves grinding, tearing, mashing, and ripping the nursing students rectum. The paddle consists of many small serrated edged spikes with several larger spikes more towards the center. These spikes are poison tipped and will cause extreme inflammation and pain for several days to several weeks. In addition to these spikes, in the center of the paddle, there is a large dildo 18 inches long and 3 inches wide. This dildo spins out 90 degrees in a circular motion upon penetration when making contact with the inside of the rectum. The dildo also has box jellyfish tentacles on the head of the dildo that add to insult and injury. Prospecting nursing students may obtain severe psychological disturbances after receiving a neuman in nursing school.
The nursing student was assigned the neuman paddle and went to see a therapist and started taking medications shortly after.
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Slang for the danish word "Nemt" in some minority groups. The original word is directly translated to "Easy" and is used as a statement, when accomplishing any form of achievement.
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Get the Nemy mug.1. **Neumes are the basic elements of Western and Eastern systems of musical notation prior to the invention of five-line staff notation. The word neume is a Middle English corruption of the ultimately Greek word for breath (pneuma : πνευμα).
The earliest neumes were inflective marks which indicated the general shape but not necessarily the exact notes or rhythms to be sung. Later developments included the use of heightened neumes which showed the relative pitches between neumes, and the creation of a four-line musical staff that identified particular pitches. Neumes do not generally indicate rhythm, but additional symbols were sometimes juxtaposed with neumes to indicate changes in articulation, duration, or tempo. Neumatic notation was later used in medieval music to indicate certain patterns of rhythm called rhythmic modes, and eventually evolved into modern musical notation. Neumatic notation remains standard in modern editions of plainchant.**
When taken into perspective, life's harsh reality can dictate a conflicting mood/presence which some may call obtrusive or even offensive. In an effort to refocus energies, thoughts, ambitions, and priorities, one must completely comprehend the situation as dictated by another or society and evolve to said situation.
Evil can lead to darkness, and make you see the light.
The earliest neumes were inflective marks which indicated the general shape but not necessarily the exact notes or rhythms to be sung. Later developments included the use of heightened neumes which showed the relative pitches between neumes, and the creation of a four-line musical staff that identified particular pitches. Neumes do not generally indicate rhythm, but additional symbols were sometimes juxtaposed with neumes to indicate changes in articulation, duration, or tempo. Neumatic notation was later used in medieval music to indicate certain patterns of rhythm called rhythmic modes, and eventually evolved into modern musical notation. Neumatic notation remains standard in modern editions of plainchant.**
When taken into perspective, life's harsh reality can dictate a conflicting mood/presence which some may call obtrusive or even offensive. In an effort to refocus energies, thoughts, ambitions, and priorities, one must completely comprehend the situation as dictated by another or society and evolve to said situation.
Evil can lead to darkness, and make you see the light.
2. An Industrial Metal Band from Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Found online at www.myspace.com/neumatic and neumaticmetal.com
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Everyone else at the 2-year olds b-day party: you. Neumonoultramicroscopicciliconvolcanoconiosis looking ass bitch, get out
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and also for some reason tells people she’s 19.
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and also for some reason tells people she’s 19.
Be safe out there boys, she’s a unique one
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person 1: look at that guy, he looks smart
person 2: ye lets trcik him into helping us with homework
person 1: hi smart kid wanna be friends?
atticus neumann: doof
person 1; huh?
atticus: No ingles mis amigos
person 2: ye lets trcik him into helping us with homework
person 1: hi smart kid wanna be friends?
atticus neumann: doof
person 1; huh?
atticus: No ingles mis amigos
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