the netherlands

The place you go to smoke dro without capitalist bitches stopping you.

As soon as I'm outta high school, I'm moving to the Netherlands so I can start my Hydroponic manufactering company.

by Alex January 21, 2005

The netherlands

The best country in the world. Dutch people are tall, strong, awesome, smart and not dramatic. People say that they secretly rule the world, which is true, they do rule the world by manipulating dumb american people like trump. Dutch people smoke weed all day and eat cheese and hang out with cows.

You:”Why should I go to the netherlands?”
Me:”You can smoke weed legally.”
You:”ok let’s go”

by Yeeetyeeeet October 20, 2018

netherlandic

A language that is utter bulls**t

He's speaking bullshit must be netherlandic

by Thingy ma bobber December 22, 2016

call with the Netherlands

The excuse your team makes and tells your client when you are on a work trip with a team, and you had so much to drink the night before that you can't make it into work the next day with the rest of the team.

Client: Good morning. Where is Peng Peng this morning?

Team Member: Oh, she will be in later, she had a call with the Netherlands .

by KBomb August 11, 2016

netherlander

A boy who cried dam breaking!

Did you ever hear of a fable about the kid who cried, "The dam is breaking!"? Well he got his finger stuck in the dam and he drowned to death.

"I can't believe you Netherlanders."

by Pak Joong-Pil July 14, 2006

globular netherland

Longitudinal (or possibly latitudinal) extensions in the southern portion of the body of a moist being.

I enjoyed your globular netherlands, so I went on to blast yogurt all over them.

by Chaoticsphincter April 23, 2014

To Deforest the Netherlands

To remove the pubic hair from the area of the Vagina or the Penis.

Once she realized that her pubic hair poked above her bikini bottoms, she picked up her razor, and went to deforest the Netherlands.

by dr.doodlotle August 17, 2011