Being paid good money to do nothing and essentially waste one's life away.
Another term for this is "golden handcuffs".
Another term for this is "golden handcuffs".
Man, this job is akin to being paid to sit in a chair and be on the lookout for the loch Ness monster. Hence, Nessie watch.
by The_real_mr_fantastic September 28, 2019
by billith February 16, 2005
(IN THE BREAKROOM AT WORK)
Dale: hey “Jim! why you walking like that?”
Jim: “Oh…I was up late Playing with Nessie.”
Dale: “Goddamn!”
Jim: “That'll probably be the last time since
my wife is due tomorrow.”
Dale: hey “Jim! why you walking like that?”
Jim: “Oh…I was up late Playing with Nessie.”
Dale: “Goddamn!”
Jim: “That'll probably be the last time since
my wife is due tomorrow.”
by Banana & Split June 11, 2022
Paddy Troy's friendly loch ness penis
a lovable keyring that was brutally massaccred by Luke Reilly and Kinney
Nessie will have revenge...IL KNIFE KINNEY AND LUKE THOSE THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN KNOCKEYS!!!
a lovable keyring that was brutally massaccred by Luke Reilly and Kinney
Nessie will have revenge...IL KNIFE KINNEY AND LUKE THOSE THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN KNOCKEYS!!!
i got into cold water and nessie shrivelled up.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.you just broke nessie!!
You mean im gonna be a daddy?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.you just broke nessie!!
You mean im gonna be a daddy?
by Ladddi tReilly August 07, 2004
A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.
Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!
I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!
Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.
I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!
Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.
by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man September 30, 2010
(noun)- a turd of mythical size. The base stays hidden in the bowl, while the head is the only thing that is seen. If you do not snap a picture of it....people may never believe it happened.
In addition to its length, circumference, and overall gargantuan stature, these often become what are also known as "bowl stainers." Leaving behind a mess that...well...isn't human.
In addition to its length, circumference, and overall gargantuan stature, these often become what are also known as "bowl stainers." Leaving behind a mess that...well...isn't human.
Brother: Dude, I just took a two foot bowl stainer and no one was home to see it.
Other brother: I don't believe you.
Brother: Damn! Another Loch Nessie Messie....
Other brother: I don't believe you.
Brother: Damn! Another Loch Nessie Messie....
by Lat 5 July 31, 2011
When left with no other option, one hastily rushes into a lake to let go a mythically proportioned shit. Resulting in a bobbing turd monster that people confuse as a cryptozoological beast.
As I was running with my toddler to my mother-in-laws house to dedicate, I was left with no other option than to jump in the lake and let loose a messy Nessie
by Sbreps March 18, 2024