newburyport high school

Is a school filled with tools.

Newburyport High School is a shit hole and filled with tools.

by uiavfwGRR May 1, 2016

St Bartholomew's School Newbury

Located in the cultural mecca of the UK that is Newbury Berkshire, St Bartholomew's - more commonly known as St Barts - is a haven for dead personality girls and guys who wear adidas hoodies and smoke vapes. Despite the overwhelming middle class demographic, many of the kids here try to act like London roadmen, adopting fake working class accents and vocabulary. Similarly, many girls like to develop nicotine addictions for the aesthetic - more simply described as rah where's my baccy girls, and the majority have, at one time or another, slept with wet guys for free weed and ket. Every group has that one person that has no friends and noone likes but just hangs around at the edge of the circle so they don't look sad and pathetic, and 1 in 5 people will get a part time job at the big tesco's or the Tot Hill maccies, and then spend all their earnings on stone island jackets. Most of the 16/17 year olds have shitty fake ids which they use once and get confiscated, and think that a good night out is Spoon's til 9pm and then home so mummy doesn't beat them. Oh and all the white girls think that activism involves just reposting shit on their insta stories, but then they buy sweatshop-made primark clothes and get a new iPhone every 6 months.

But its still better than park house and at least it's not in Thatcham.

Emily: Guys did you see that I've organised a BLM/Climate Change/#FuckBoris march at St Batholomew's School Newbury ? If you're not there, you're the problem.
Sam: Nah g sorry Hunter's having a mad sesh at his yard, there's gonna be bare Kopperburgs. Can't dip St Bartholomew's School Newbury.

by jeffbezos23456 May 16, 2021

newbury park high school

a high school in southern california where there are and absurd amount of stoners. about 1/4 of the population smokes pot. 0 school spirit and sucks at everything sports wise except girls soccer and maybe 2 others. most students hate that they have no school spirit but does nothing to change it. most kids used to be really good at fighting, but now they are all fresh fags. has a very strong art department, and only has 3 classes a day, maybe 2 if you're lucky

"do you go to newbury park high school?"
"yes"
"your football team sucks because they all smoke pot"

by yoyoyoyoyosocalreppin December 17, 2011

Nerburger

Nerburger is derivative from the word Ner. Ner is a way of saying no, when "no" is either inappropriate or uncool. Nerburger was originated by a noted group of winners at Lakeland Senior High School in Shrub Oak. Ner was introduced into highschool by a kid with the last name of ***burger (obsenities ommited). It was overused so much by this person and his group of notable socialites that it was parodied. So instead of saying Ner one can now use Nerburger.

Person 1: Yo are you gay?
Person 2: Nerburger

"ODBIRD NERBURGER!!"

by Coolwuken January 27, 2009

Newbury Park

A small town with Ventura 20 miles west and LA 20 miles South. Newbury Park is kinda just here. Nothing goes on, we just chill. Half the kids at the High School are stoned off their asses. No crime, no excitement.

Jimmy: Where did you grow up?

Tom: Newbury Park

Jimmy: Oh where's that?

Tom: Small SoCal town, prey close to Malibu and LA

Jimmy: Oh thats sweet!

Tom: That is where you are wrong kiddo

by Bored Resident of NP April 3, 2017

patricia newbury

Patricia Newbury is a synonym for overweight and grotesque. Usually people refer to these words when talking about obesity.

Oh man you're looking like patricia Newbury!

by Nanninckon January 6, 2019

Newburn's Syndrome (Type 3)

Type 3) Type 3 Newburn's Syndrome or T3-NS also known as Lee's Disease, is the far most severe form. There is absolutely no cure for it what's so ever, there is no treatment, there is hardly any help. A person having T3-NS is very easy to notice. They are by no means a humble person at all. They are incredibly stubborn and their word is absolute. They are better than you in every way, and there is nothing that you can do to change that, eventually they may see you as an equal, but they are still better. If something is not good to them, or it is not popular, it is utter garbage, nothing more. They only take advice from their equals, and nobody else. They can be considered a "Tool" in most cases, because of their extreme arrogance. Many of them are exceptionally loud people, and like to flaunt "how good they are" by showing off their amazing skills, and bragging while doing so. People who are generally referred to as a "Luck Sack" and known for their obnoxious behavior because of it, usually if seen by a professional will be diagnosed with T3-NS. A high warning to anyone who encounters one of these, avoid them at all cost. They can be considered dangerous, some of them are prone to violence, once again take extreme caution when dealing with someone diagnosed with T3-NS. As mentioned before, there is no known cure for this disease. It is highly contageous.

"I really can't stand that Andrew guy, he's such a dick, all he does is shit talk and think he's soooo amazing."
"Yea i hear ya, but feel bad for him, he's got Lee's Disease."
"Aw Newburn's Syndrome (Type 3), aw, how sad, yeah, i'll try and be nice to him."

by Ricky Babaganoosh February 22, 2010