Neptun's Kiss

The same as backsplash.
Hugely annoying.
Can be avoided by clever usage of toilet paper.

"Aieeeh!"
"Whut?"
"Neptun's Kiss, man."
"So what?"
"The water's effin' freezin', man!"

by drKarling July 2, 2004

Sailor neptune

One of the best sailor guardians in sailor moon crystal i feel like she in love with her ¨Cousin, a.k.a Sailor neptune¨ hehehe

Me: *cosplays as sailor Neptune*
Random dude: You look good but who are you
Me: Sailor Neptune?
My friend: SAilorr NePtUnnnNNeeee
Random guy: ..? Kk den bay

by idontgiveafxck January 7, 2021

Sneaky Neptune

The sexual act of having intercourse on the beach,pulling out,dipping your member in the sand ,and then reinserting it.

"Just as Judy was about to cum,Tommy slipped her a Sneaky Neptune and sent her over the edge"

by Motor76 March 14, 2010

Neptune's Kiss

when the water bounces up at your butt after you poop

*pooping*
aw man i got a Neptune's Kiss

by Daniela_gAmer January 27, 2015

Goat on Neptune

To achieve an impossible task with the use of industry wide talent and a nearly unlimited budget. The phrase originated in IBM's research and development department during the glory days. The phrase is an anecdotal example once given that if you have enough money and talent you could build a machine that will put a "goat on Neptune". It's use is near extinct now since most of those guys are dead.

Engineer: How are we going to design a computer that fits into single cabinet?

Boss: You have all the resources you need. Just put that goat on Neptune.

by TexMachina April 27, 2007

king neptune

The act of ejaculating on a fishbowl while your girlfriend is wearing it on her head.

I figured, what the hell, she's already got that fishbowl on here head; why don't I give her a king neptune?

by el copywriter mas grande May 2, 2003

Neptune's kiss

When your shit makes such a splash it comes up and hits your crack

Damn, that shit was so big I got Neptune's kiss

by Redrose96 December 1, 2015