Nexting

Nexting is when you're walking / talking / hanging out with someone and they see another friend of theirs and immediately ditch you and start talking to them and leave you behind.

Kate: I saw you walking with Laurie a few minutes ago. Where is she?
Me: Laurie? Right. She nexted me for Kim.
Kate: Dang, sorry. I know what it's like to be nexted, nexting sucks.

by BoppinStrawberry November 30, 2016

Bird Nesting

The act of placing toilet paper in a toilet in order to absorb all of the water, then defecating on top of it, rendering the toilet unable to be flushed and resembling a bird's nest.

Prior to leaving the hotel room, Johnny got caught Bird Nesting the toilet to spite the crappy hotel service.

by JoshAndMitch January 17, 2011

nettin

Vulgar Slang a. The vulva. b. Sexual intercourse with a woman

Having recently broken up with his girlfriend, Archibald was on the prowl for nettin' once again.

by tha_cuddla February 8, 2004

neffing

Neffing is posting on a forum about basically nothing in order to drive up post totals.

An example is replying with only a smiley or one word such as "lol": this causes a lot of useless post. Rules often include - no neffing or you'll have your post count or rank significantly reduced!

by Thresher May 30, 2006

Poo-Netting

The act of making a Poo-net. This is done by placing toilet paper over the toilet hole (to prevent large poops from going into the hole) so you can take a quality photo to send to your friends.

I had about an 11 incher today, but i forgot the Poo-Netting, so you could only see like half of it.

by Joseph18000000 February 14, 2008

Nesting Finger

Middle finger used to finger a girl.

Guy1: Dude, I broke my nesting finger yesterday.

Guy2: That sucks, you always have your left hand.

by Son of Wil November 19, 2011

Heavy Netting

Somebody who is surfing the internet all the time! Also know as a "Heavy Netter".

Cade is never around because he is always heavy netting.

by Cade Lucas December 9, 2008