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neener

nee•ner
- Show Spelled nee-nhur
- adjective, noun

definition:
1. Person that is of a technical nature often speaking in techie jargon related to their given field. These people often lack some social skills but are not total nerds. These people tend to gather finding strength in numbers in attempts to bolster their lack of social status.

2. The person that you would not normally be friends with until your gadget/computer/technical device is not functioning correctly. You prey on their lower social status by acting as a friend even inviting them out (hoping they do not accept) in attempts to have your gadgets repaired or to attain "free" software
example:
1. Look at Jonathan with his worn-out white sneakers, freebie tshirt and pristine computer. Notice that he does not look you in the face when he talks but he knows how to set-up a printer with your computer. He must be a neener.

Sidenote: Even thought Jonathan understands your Apple computer better than he understands his own sexuality, this does not mean he also understands your BlackBerry. Do not ask Jonathan to sync your BlackBerry

2. Sam is usually hanging out with famous people but he cannot connect to the mobile access point,...Sam is such a noob and doesn't know the difference between WEP and WPA so know he must find Greg, his favorite neener, so he can help Sam get online to update his Facebook status. Sam then invites Greg to go hang out later, Greg declines because he is a somewhat socially adept neener and understands the system.

3. An old truck driver just bought another PC notebook for $299 *sigh* and has already installed 7 different toolbars, a dozen poker programs and frequently surfs questionable websites...now his PC is running slow. The truck driver is usually a dick but is now being nice to the neeners and patronizing them. They give him what he wants just to make him go away.
by rubrduk March 13, 2010
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Someone who thinks they are a pirate, and are cute. Has to have both qualities.
No creeps.
"What a cute neener-face, with her peg leg."
"Oh and a little parrot too!"
by Xpiser March 18, 2009
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Neener

pronounced knee-nurr

Can be used as a noun/verb.

- the act of fucking a woman in her armpit and then cumming on her sideboob.
(n)

Dude last night I gave this chick a mad neener.

(v)

Man 1: That girl was crazy last night.

Man 2: Did you neener her? You did didn't you? You did you neenering son of a bitch!
by icoz June 26, 2010
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neener

A word to describe Laura's small penis, that she whips out when kids are teasing her. Or Laura's definition: a small penis or male genitals
"Neener neener neener you can't catch me. Laura: Fuck that! **whips it out**" then all the little kids run away in fear...
by ALLAN April 22, 2004
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neener

people who fall off the back end of a horse drawn carriage
"that neener got a concussion because of that fall"
by Maria and Jeremy April 18, 2006
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neener

a word used to describe something that you dislike greatly.
You stupid neener head, I hate you!
My homework is a neener!
by laurencarakelsi February 7, 2003
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a word you use when you see someone looking very serious riding on their motorcycle/bike/car
*sees man on motorcycle* *sings* "neener neener neener neener, neener neener neener neener, neener neener neener neener nee nee nerrrrr!"
by Stephanie September 12, 2003
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