on april 12 you can suck as much dick as you'd like, national dick sucking day is THE day for for all the hos to embrace their inner ho
ho one: "bitch i sucked 9 dicks today"
ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"
ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"
ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"
ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"
by yrfavho April 12, 2017
by catfishhhhh August 21, 2008
on april 12th kendal crist and paige daugherty can suck as much dick as they can until the clock hits midnight. suck me dry girls!
paige: omg i sucked 7 dicks!
kendal: bro i sucked 12 tf but it’s okay cause it’s national dick sucking day!
kendal: bro i sucked 12 tf but it’s okay cause it’s national dick sucking day!
by lilly bunch April 11, 2019
A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.
National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties
National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties
by Yadig6977 April 14, 2018
April 12th. A day to treat anyone with a penis to some good ole vacuum seal two hand twist deepthroat top.
by Cotton Candy Apples April 12, 2019
Tom: "Dude, did u hear what tomorrow is?"
Zach: "The 7th?"
Tom: "No! It's national Suck A Chode Day!"
Zach: "I'll text Stacy now!"
Zach: "The 7th?"
Tom: "No! It's national Suck A Chode Day!"
Zach: "I'll text Stacy now!"
by HappyDICKS10075 July 6, 2017
Men & Women, this event applies whenever you choose. today? yes. tomorrow? yes. every day of the week? yes. every day of the month? yes. every god damn day of the fuckin year? hellllll yeaahhh! your welcome, thank me later.
by nationalsuckatittyday March 26, 2019