Ejaculation narcolepsy 

When a guy becomes instantly tired and/or falls asleep as soon as his side of the deal is complete and he has ejaculated. This is regardless of length of time or time of day of said session.

"So, how was it with Peter?"

"Oh fine, but he got ejaculation narcolepsy after only 27 seconds so our time was cut short."

Ejaculation narcolepsy by Simone88 April 4, 2010

transportation narcolepsy

Getting sleepy or falling asleep on public transportaion, including, but not limited to, subways, buses, trains, taxis, etc.

Krista's transportation narcolepsy during her daily BART ride to work frequently results in her missing her stop, drooling on herself, and people mistaking her for a homeless person.

transportation narcolepsy by scooterams April 25, 2006

Electronic Narcolepsy

when someone suddenly drops their head down to check their phone in their lap. Happens frequently at meals, business meetings, etc.

Person 1: Well, we were talking, but then his head just fell over...

Person 2: Did he have a phone in his hand?

Person 1: Well, yeah...

Person 2: Oh, he must have electronic narcolepsy...

Electronic Narcolepsy by Movieman7108 January 1, 2011

Elective Narcolepsy 

Falling asleep the exact moment one is asked to exert effort in assistance of others.

Just as I asked my husband to change the baby's dirty diaper, he had an acute attack of elective narcolepsy.

Elective Narcolepsy by James_onthe_Rocks1 September 1, 2013

Cinematic Narcolepsy 

A mental disorder that prevents the completion of works of cinema, including film and lengthy television or stage play shows, due to a chronic and consistent inability to stay awake until the end of said performances without making an effort.

We decided that we were better served ordering the movie at home when it comes out on streaming because my girlfriend’s cinematic narcolepsy means it may take a few days to finish the movie.

Cinematic Narcolepsy by ArabianFA April 14, 2022

Narcolegsy 

Narcolegsy is a chronic sleep disorder of the leg, characterised by excessesive leg sleepiness, in which a person experiences extremely embarrassing moments caused by total limb failure at innappropriate times. One of the first symptoms is pins and needles in the affected area.

Person 1: "Did you see that footage of that guy on the train? He got up, and his leg just gave way causing the cup of coffee in his hand to explode as he tried to grab on to something. He had to hop off the train!"

Person 2: "Sounds like narcolegsy to me. I headbutted a door because of it last night"

Narcolegsy by corrodedmonkee April 8, 2010

Olympic Narcolepsy 

A physical condition characterized by sudden and uncontrollable episodes of deep sleep while watching the Olympics, due to boredom and/or apathy.

Person 1: I don't like the Olympics because it just seems like its the modern day equivalent to a war cry for ones country, except the bloodshed is miles away.

Person 2: I don't like it because I tend to get Olympic Narcolepsy.

Olympic Narcolepsy by cyberphunkisms February 22, 2010