Narcissism

True narcissism is someone who has an overly rose colored view of themself. Someone who headlines themself as sexy, or brags about everything they do in a day, even things that aren't really impressive to anybody else, they're just things humans do all the time. Someone who expects other people to treat them the exact same way, to brag about them, to say nothing but nice things about them, to make them feel like they're more than another human. Someone who expects everybody to be okay with them talking more shit than anybody needs to talk to get what's on their mind to other people.

The girl was a walking example of narcissism and hypocrisy, everybody she called narcissistic or hypocrite, though it did apply to them, could also tell how narcissistic and hypocritical she really was, and had always been. The kettles were black, and so was the pot.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

narcissasgf

they are one of my favorite marvel/hp creators, and they are so sweet and gorgeous:) #brynnsupremacy

Person 1: omg narcissasgf is super kind and beautiful

Person 2: IKR ‼️

by potterstoe August 20, 2021

ultimate narcissism

the act of beating off to your own reflection in a mirror

Bob: Uh, Jake just went into the bathroom naked with a tub of crisco and a can of whipped cream, do i want to know?
James: Ultimate narcissism, does it every hour
Bob: Ahhhh . . . Listen I've got the worst image in my mind, i think I'm going to go put my balls in the garbage disposal to relieve the pain
Jake: mmm . . . such defined lips, oh god . . . yesss

by PikaFan157 January 3, 2007

Reverse Narcissism

Follows the same principles of narcissism except the person focuses on how incredibly terrible they are and any other negative qualities even if it's not true about themself

Filipa uses so much reverse narcissism. She keeps calling herself a mega whore and hedonist but she doesn't even want presents for her birthday.

by MericanSpy June 24, 2019

narcissism

1. Excessive love or admiration of oneself. See Synonyms at conceit.
2. A psychological condition characterized by self-preoccupation, lack of empathy, and unconscious deficits in self-esteem.
3. Erotic pleasure derived from contemplation or admiration of one's own body or self, especially as a fixation on or a regression to an infantile stage of development.
4. The attribute of the human psyche charactized by admiration of oneself but within normal limits.
5. Unless you are an Army Ranger. In which case it simply means you're awesome... Rangers Lead The Way

That a prime example of narcissism, that ranger is awesome!

by Dr. Regnar January 5, 2013

NARCissism

A psychological condition in which people are genetically predisposed to be snitch ass informants.

Often times, these NARCissistic people will rat people out, not based on what is right or wrong, but because of peer pressure.

Norene: Oh no, I've been ratted out for smoking pot!

Alex: Sorry, Norene, it had to be done, I suffer from NARCissism. My friends told me to do it...

Norene: Oh well, you've only ruined my summer! Thanks Alex.

by McTweezy July 12, 2010

Narcissism

An unhealthy preoccupation with condom wearing.

You will address all teachers by the N word, narcissism: An unhealthy preoccupation with condom wearing.
- Dennis Prager

by Just Another Idiot November 9, 2019