ballpark nachos

The crusty flakes that fall off an unwashed taint.

That hooker hadn't washed in at least a week, there's ballpark nachos all over my sheets.

by Hankity Pankity August 14, 2017

idiot nachos

Tortilla chips with pepper jack cheese melted in the microwave

Last night I was so hammered I made idiot nachos.

by Buthed June 7, 2018

Nachos

slang word for pot coined by a group of high school kids from northern VA (which spread quickly as far north as Boston, as far south as Savannah) both in honor of their favorite food and as another name for their favorite recreational drug. This name has been tested and proven for safe use in public.

In history class and across the room, "Hey man, those nachos we had this weekend were fantastic."
"Yeah I know what you mean, I stuffed myself with nachos all weekend."

by Jake W. September 22, 2005

nachosaurus

One who consistently rapes the nacho plate. This person shows a total lack of regard for the other people sharing the nachos, they take all the cheese, meat, sour cream and salsa without batting an eyelash. They often take the nucleus chip of the nachos, thus ruining the appetizer all together leaving only nacho shrapnel for the other poor bastards at the table.

Tara: Do you wanna order nacho's?
Sabrina: Naah, Jess is meeting us and she's a TOTAL nachosaurus!!!!!!
Tara: True DAT!!!

by *cupcake* October 3, 2008

making nachos

To go to sleep without telling anyone you are, or to go to bed and saying you're going to do something else, but still going to sleep instead.

Hey guys hold up for like, five minutes. I'm going to go make some nachos and I'll be right back" -Matt Woodz "batty" Timothy Edwards Layman

"I guess he went making nachos again, damn it, Matty Woodz!"

by layman loop October 10, 2008

Hairy Nachos

The act of consuming cheesy nachos off of the hairy chest of your partner.

"You know what sounds good, Scott? Mexican food."
"Can I interest you in some Hairy Nachos?"
"No thanks Scott, I don't think I'm hungry anymore. Also, please put your shirt back on."

by Toe-Knee88 April 25, 2012

Forbidden Nachos

The action of using smegma (foreskin cheese) on a tortilla chip to make nachos.

Hey man, I haven’t showered in a few weeks, I think we should make some forbidden nachos.

by Dumpster Juice December 19, 2019