nostril moose

A moose usually found in one;s nostrils, usualy expelled from within sed nosritl and climax of pleasure. grey-green foam like substance.

'dude i moosed in her fanny!'

by Moose man! November 2, 2003

nostril reed

A nostril reed is a booger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.

I didn't get any sleep last night because Tim's nostril reed was honking all night long!

by wikileaksrocks2 March 18, 2011

Nostril American

A more politicly correct term for the Jewish community. Similar to African-American, Nostril American is the word to say.

X: Your such a Jew, you stole my quarter!

Y: Hey, I am offended, I am a Nostril American

X: You still stole my quarter.

by Jews are people to January 23, 2011

Nostril Ramirez

It's like a dirty sanchez but you put your finger in your nose instead.

Dude, I accidentally nostril ramirezed mysef last night. Damn allergies.

by Boredperson804 June 5, 2017

nostril goblin

The greenish yellow, sometimes bloody dried mucous that is extracted from the nostrils- a booger. Typically can be found on batchroom walls, drinking fountain knobs and car seats.

I was sitting in a taxi the other day and i noticed that some uncultured vulgarian cockwad had wiped a nostril goblin on the seat. That fucker!

by Chuck Wolery December 2, 2005

nostril monstral

where a man puts his penis in a chicks nostril to fuck

dude i just gave your mom the nostril monstral

by MILFhunter2010 September 15, 2009

nostril botherer

1. A nose biscuit baked in bum passage; a tummy shame.

2. One who serially bakes nose biscuits in public places.

Jesus Frank, can you smell that?! I wonder who the nostril botherer is this time...

by donorgasm July 6, 2010