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nincompoop

A name for an idiot, but a jokey name
Kim: How do you turn the tv on?
Sarah: like this, you nincompoop
by Depression_is_in_session June 4, 2018
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existential nincompoop

A technical philosophical term coined by a great philosophy professor
1) One that is completely and utterly ignorant to their existential worth.

2) A person that does not allow for existential growth due to their lack of understanding of either themselves or of the necessity
Maxwell is such a nihilist, he doesn't get out of bed all day, he doesn't contribute to society in any way. He is SUCH an existential nincompoop.
by BanthamsNightofFaithe October 8, 2018
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Nincompoop

In the 18th century, an obscene insult that meant ‘one who never saw his wife’s cunt’. — from the book Vulgar Tongues.
Do not take courting advice from that nincompoop Bartholomew.
by voxtacet November 30, 2022
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nincompoop

a complete and utter doofus. you are a butthead
wow, your friend Bob is such a nincompoop.
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Nincompoop

Someone that never had any heart trying to preach to somebody else about how everything is not about muscles, it's about heart.
If the bubbly girl's heart was as big as her mouth, she would know what she was talking about when she was preaching and ranting. She was a nincompoop without any sense.
by The Original Agahnim June 11, 2021
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Nincompoopness

Everyone loved how silly I was. Happy to show them my nincompoopness
by Big D/nincompoop June 19, 2021
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udder nincompoop

What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.
If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
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