New

meaning that something is not seen before or made like today

Could you grab the New flower pot?

by BloxyGaming August 28, 2023

New

When you ment to spell knew, but you spelt new, and you doubled down

I new how to spell knew, I just forgot the k.

by Xetometus August 4, 2024

New

The opposite of old.

That’s a new one.

by Ilbeity January 7, 2024

new

transformed

I am new wine

by december20 February 21, 2024

New

No heyheyhey. No. Charlatan bad.

Hym "You notice how I went from 'dimwit' to 'YoUr InTelLeCt Is WoRkInG aGaInSt YoU! yOu NeEd To Be HuMbLe!' And no. I don't. I'm the creator of AI. I'm better. Unilaterally. So, no new thing. Full audit of what has been happening to me and whoever else it's happening. Me and the rest of those people need to be made whole. I need to be compensated for the property that has been stolen. And the media that worked to cover this up need to be penalized. OR ELSE."

by Hym Iam January 6, 2025

New

A term used to describe a cool person, usually a person deserving of the title "coolest"

Person1: Bro, john is sooo new
Person2: Oh yeahhh, hes the coolest

by Sexiest John Around #127417538 April 2, 2025

New Rule of Thumb

The new rule of thumb is the publicly sanctioned male violence against women that do not comply with the current ideology. The Biden administration has exacerbated this by claiming attacks on certain groups.

Swimmer Riley Gaines just got assaulted by a male for speaking up about women’s rights. This day and age, the new rule of thumb allows males to beat women for speaking.

by Le11223344 April 7, 2023