A place in the middle of nowhere where a bunch of people with crosses for faces live and kill each other and the sky is red and the ground is gray and if you smoke a cigarette there you get no scoped by this guy called Hank J. Wimbleton

Kid: mommy where are we going?

Mom: somewhere

Kid: somewhere where?

Mom: SOMEWHERE IN NEVADA… *Sean Hodges/Cheshyre starts playing*

Nevada by RadioFire December 17, 2024

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nèvada

She’s a witch. Well apprentice witch but she may as well have already graduate! She has really cute bangs and even though she lives in the jungle she somehow has cafeteria glasses at home!?! Also her vagina is magic and legs are soft. Oh and she got Trump kicked out of office in 2020.

- « Holly shit I just matched with a Nèvada on tinder? »
-« no way you’re shitting me, for real? »

nèvada by Chopinisbach November 13, 2020

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Nevada Pancake

An act of having a girl with a huge forehead blow you. then you climax and cum on her forehead. then you lay the girl out in the hot sun (cum still on forehead). You let your cum cook until it is a good pancake, and remember to flip it every couple minutes.

John: So, I heard you got some from Jessica this morning.
Bill:Yeah, I came on her forehead and it was pretty hot outside so i gave her a nice Nevada Pancake.

Nevada Pancake by The Pancake Chef November 13, 2011

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