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THUG-sketball

The NBA is full of drug addicts,drug dealers,rapists,gang bangers,racists and point shavers!!!!

Thug assholes who think they are gods and feel that they are entitled to do whatever the fuck they want which is almost never to play basketball.I don't even think they remember how.

Hey REMEMBER BASKETBALL? Hey that's fun to play and watch if it's played right which it isn't anymore.The players can't shoot a free-throw but they can be the shooter in a drive-by.
The NBA it's THUG-tastic!!!!
by MAFIA-ball November 22, 2004
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Chris Brown: *walks into the room*
Person 1: Hey WTF?!
Person 2: Dude! NBA!
by Fuji Pen April 20, 2009
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The “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” of sport where 20% of the entertainment value comes from the games and 80% comes from giant men being teenage girls and Stephen A Smith yelling at you.
Hi dad, can I invite some of my girlfriends over to sleepover and watch the NBA on Friday night?
by Jeff McFakenameington June 07, 2021
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A bunch of white guys on a bench.
"Damn that bench lookin' kinda white, I was ripped off" - NBA Ticket Buyer
by uǝpı∀ April 05, 2022
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Never Broke Again
A lot of rappers first initial of their rap name.
Referring to the fact that they have money now and will never be broke again.
"Yo y'all heard NBA Youngboy new song? He got hella money of it. He nba."
by ShakurrBabyy February 01, 2019
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Aint no whites in the NBA anymore :'(
by koolkid1994 February 19, 2011
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Natick Blunt Association

An elite congregation of extraordinary gentlemen, brought together by a common desire for a euphoric sensation associated with the effects of marijuana. The consumption of the previously stated substance must also be in the form of a tobacco-filled cigar; the contents of which being removed and re-rolled with cannabis.

Post NBA meeting activities include:

extreme wakeboarding
alpine skiing
several beer funneling
high velocity tubing
live music in concert form
consuming super burritos c/o Anna's Taqueria
consuming Jack Daniel's Burgers c/o T.G.I. Fridays

News and Events:

Ultimate Day of Food - TBA
Next NBA Meeting - 5 Minutes

Alternative Means of Consumptions:

Sobe Waterfalls
Joints
Gravity Bongs
Dr. McGillicutty
Whiteboys
Spoons
Other water pipes
Including but not limited to:
Bubblers
Ash Catchers
Sidecars
Hookas

Acknoledgements and Acheivements:

Forced departure from Montreal
Gondola cruise
Vicious redneck assault and chasing
Blue ribbon in keg toss
Champions of Worldwide Smoking Convention and Games 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06
"The NBA is the greatest and most highly respected organization known to man"
by Annonymous NBA member August 17, 2006
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